Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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And I sort of felt her...you know. Alan made an exaggerated shape of a heart. You touched her heart? Mike queried. No! Her bum. It's sort of, you know, heart shaped. Big heart.He flexed his fingers, remembering the feel of it. Soft.

~ Angela Verdenius

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Read as much as you can to keep the mind as supple as a baby's bum.

~ Jeff Bjune

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