Dating Quotes

We can let go of the person or love or friendship without letting go of the lesson.

~ Mandy Hale

Breakups have a way of shaking us awake and helping us see what we really want vs. what we are willing to settle for.

~ Mandy Hale

Love shouldn’t require Windex to be clear. It either is or it isn’t.

~ Mandy Hale

The wonderful, beautiful thing that happens when you rid yourself of the things that don’t see your worth? You make space in your life for all the glorious things you deserve.

~ Mandy Hale

Sit your affections, your heart and your precious time out on the doorstep without so much as making him ring the doorbell first, and he’ll treat you like a doormat. Make him work a little to get next to you, and he won’t stop til you’re his.

~ Mandy Hale

Not everyone has to ride off into the sunset with a man. Some of us just want a tan.

~ Mandy Hale

Not everything in life has to be about finding “The One.” Sometimes a girl just wants to have fun.

~ Mandy Hale

What's this business about the 'little man in the canoe?' If it's big enough for a canoe, it's too big for me.

~ Quentin R. Bufogle

Dating is about finding out who you are and who others are. If you show up in a masquerade outfit, neither is going to happenbestxdatingsites.blogspot.com

~ Felicia Vine

Men pretend to be “just a friend” at first, even though they want to sleep with you from day one. Otherwise they wouldn't be spending any time, money or attention on you, because these are limited resources and they need these resources to attract a mate. They can't afford to squander them. So they apply these resources to the female that looks to be their best bet to get laid. But they also know that they can't tell the woman on day one that they want to sleep with her, because she'd think it's creepy. So they play along with the illusion that it's “just a friendship” that “suddenly” developed into more, when the woman finally feels inclined to sleep with the guy “because they have a deep connection.” But that was really his goal from day one.

~ Oliver Markus

Some women had more penises in their mouth than men had kisses in theirs but it's a relationship that clarifies their worth.

~ Kent Lamarc

I never had to chase 7 women but always and whenever there was only one.

~ Kent Lamarc

Be generous, kind and compassionate. These are true characteristics of successful people.

~ Archie Lee

You picked a man who can read tax code and date a celibate for two years. That's some serious patience. I have zero doubt in my ability to wait you out. I have zero doubt that you're meant to be my girl.

~ Joshilyn Jackson

...sex is a commitment. You are gifting another human being with access to the deepest part of yourself, you are sharing with them a bit of your soul. You are forging a connection that can never be undone--no matter how much you may want to undo it after the fact.

~ Zofie Kae

But time and time again, I saw the change in their eyes once they’d conquered me. Dehumanization always follows penetration.

~ Maggie Georgiana Young

Women have got it all wrong now. They give it up too soon, and the men don't respect them. And before you tell me I don't have a clue, let me tell you something. By the time I let my future husbands climb into my bed, I'd made them work for it. And you know what? By the time they left it the next morning, they were begging for me to marry them.

~ Rose Wynters

You have a travel vibrator, so I assume you call this one your house vibrator. Store one in your dashboard for a car vibrator too? What about your desk at work? And do they each have their own name, or is it like George Foreman’s kids – Vibrizzio one, Vibrizzio two…

~ Nicki Elson

The male tax?”“Yeah. The tax that men have to pay for not having to menstruate every month. Or risk getting pregnant. Or deal with the physically stronger sex in a macho world… Women have to put up with all that stuff, so the least we men can do is pay the male tax and get the tab.

~ Zack Love

Life is about having the courage, or finding it along the way, to become a fuller person so that you can enjoy it more and feel more alive by pursuing interests that might be out of the ordinary. It is about finding joy in connecting with others, even when those connections involve the risk of getting hurt.It is about being fueled by curiosity, not by fear.

~ Dolores Derrian

Romance begins upstairs, then culminates downstairs.

~ T.f. Hodge

And though nobody has been dumb enough to say anything close to You need to get laid to my face, I resent the idea that anyone might think, if they knew my history, that I'd be slightly different by virtue of having a penis-however briefly-inside me. That is some phallocentric bullshit if I ever heard any. Hypothetical penises don't make the rules. I make the rules. I love the rules.

~ Katie Heaney

What exactly does that expression even mean? An ass that won’t quit? Think about the primary function of an ass—I’d think that’s the sort of thing you might want to quit.

~ Nicki Elson

Just because he’s a guy doesn’t mean he and I can’t be just friends.” “And just because you don’t have to insert batteries into him doesn’t mean you can’t be more.

~ Nicki Elson

That’s all women need men for? Sperm, a paycheck, and free flights?

~ Nicki Elson

My imagination plus Vibrizzio is not only equal to but also greater than a real man. Why should I settle for second best?

~ Nicki Elson

People who concern themselves with the rights of other adults who engage in consensual acts involving sex, love, and/or eating croissants together are damaged and in pain.

~ Rob Delaney

Good and safe are all I have been during my romantic career, keeping myself virtuous outside of relationships never putting out before I had a commitment and a half dozen dates under my belt.

~ Valentine Glass

When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects, some women treat objects as men.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To all ladies who like offering sex to a man in the first few weeks of dating, this is what happens: Once he penetrates you, he will start seeing invisible spots on your face, which means that the honor and respect is gone! And now he would be targeting another cheap meat, and if he can buy it, then he concludes that all women are whore. If he continues to exploit women, then your name will be among the list of his thousand of whores.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

Love with your whole heart, and never be sorry you did.--tdf

~ Tonya D. Floyd

Why do women always feel they have to settle for less?

~ Nenia Campbell

I didn't understand what it was about men—not all men, but a good portion of them—that turned a good, solid “NO” into an “I'm just playing coy; try harder.

~ Nenia Campbell

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When coming to sex: First served, first come.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

He greeted me in his usual attire - pajama pants. Hey stranger! he said, hugging me for a few long seconds. I've already set up the board. Can I get you some roseI nodded, overwhelmingly relieved to be with another human being - even if he was really a wolf in grandma's clothing. Or was he just a wolf in wolf's clothing? After all, he wore pajamas... Hmmm. I contemplated all this as he poured me a glass of wine.Mind if I smoke? he asked as he lit up a joint and motioned me over to the sleek brown couch. Italian, of course.Through the three windows that faced south, north, and west, I saw the Statue of Liberty, and Ellis Island, where I had paid to have my parents' names inscribed in the immigrant wall of honor. Some American Dream this was!

~ Inna Swinton

Nothing spices up one's sex life like having a partner.

~ Jacob M. Appel

Homophobia is the ignorant and arrogant assumption that copulation and reproduction is all there is to a relationship.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I used to dream of true love; now I'm open to false, but convincing....

~ Jacob M. Appel