Gnome Quotes

A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Adages Aphorism Aphorisms Axiom Axioms Boss Bosses Deep Dictum Dictums Dump Dumping Dumpsite Dumpsites Dustbin Dustbins Epigram Epigrams Fridge Fridges Gnome Gnomes Hand Me Down Hand Me Downs House Houses Humor Humour Insightful Made Me Think Maid Maids Make You Think Master Masters Maxim Maxims Profound Proverb Proverbs Provoke Thought Quotation Quotations Quote Quotes Recycle Refrigerator Refrigerators Refuse Reuse Satire Satirical Saying Sayings Thought Provoking Thoughtful Trash Trash Can Trash Cans Trashes Wardrobe Wardrobes Yard Yards

If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty, they merely aspire to escape it.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

This doesn't mean you're getting a discount.Audrey heaved a mock sigh. Oh well. I guess I'll have to ply you with sexual favors, then.Gnome choked on the soup. I'm old enough to be your grandfather!Audrey winked at him, gathering the empty bags. But you're not.

~ Ilona Andrews

Never interrupt a faerie circle ceremony. And, if a faerie has appeared to you, visually, do not speak to it until it has spoken to you. These two transgressions are considered so rude, that the faeries may literally attack you, on the spot.

~ Alexei Maxim Russell

If your spirit is persistently harmless or if it has shown itself to you, in a non-threatening way, then you most definitely have a ghost. The ghost can be frightening, by its very nature. But the ghost will never intentionally frighten you. They will be there for three reasons: 1. They used to live there and are attached to the location 2. They are trying to communicate something to the living or 3. They are protective of somebody who lives in the house and so they are “standing guard” so to speak, over the loved one.

~ Alexei Maxim Russell

You don't pity a warrior for her scars, because scars are proof of survival and victory.

~ Chloe Jacobs

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