I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
~ Mark Twain
I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it.
~ Edgar Allan Poe
Percy wouldn't notice a joke if it danced naked in front of him wearing one of Dobby's hats.
~ J.k. Rowling
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
~ Anthony G. Oettinger
I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.
~ Oscar Wilde
My tastes are simple: I am easily satisfied with the best.
~ Winston S. Churchill
I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.
~ George Burns
Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.
~ Rick Riordan
The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.
~ Douglas Adams
Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one.
~ Terry Pratchett
Don't talk to me.Why not?Because I want to fix that in my memory for ever. Draco Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret...
I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.
~ Richelle Mead
Mom says it's because she has PMS.Do you even know what that means?I'm not a little kid anymore. It means pissed-at- men syndrome
~ Nicholas Sparks
Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.
There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.
~ Charles Dickens
I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.
~ Lemony Snicket
Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try!
~ Dr. Seuss
Basically, I have two speeds.... Hostile or smart-aleck. Your choice.
~ James Patterson
If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
~ Steven Wright
Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.
~ Cassandra Clare
Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland)
Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?
Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet.Great idea though, thanks, Mum.
What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.
Don't Panic.
Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
~ Tina Fey
Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet.
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own.
~ Arthur Conan Doyle
Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.
~ Becca Fitzpatrick
Yeah, Quirrell was a great teacher. There was just that minor drawback of him having Lord Voldemort sticking out of the back of his head!
Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.
~ Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
~ George Carlin
You here to finish me off, Sweetheart?
~ Suzanne Collins
The meek may inherit the earth, but at the moment it belongs to the conceited. Like me.
When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.
Some people say, “Never let them see you cry.” I say, if you’re so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.
