Humor Quotes

Hey, Doc, we better back up. We don’t have enough road to get up to eighty-eight,” I quoted as I slid into the passenger seat.“‘Roads?’” he replied in an excellent impression of Christopher Lloyd’s eccentric scientist. “‘Where we’re going, we don’t need roads!’” The call-and-response rituals of geeks were a thing of beauty, and allowed said geeks to identify each other across time and space.

~ Atom Yang

When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most of the very few people who would choose a good heart over riches would eventually use that to either make a lot of money, or attract men or women who are rich.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Scusi mia bella*, but it runs in the blood of all Italians to be skillful lovers. So you have to get used to this.

~ Olga Goa

You can't push me away, mio cuore. You can't!

~ Olga Goa

I don't want you to leave. I want you to stay.

~ Olga Goa

You're very naive and innocent, and don't understand a lot of things yet.

~ Olga Goa

I swear I won't touch you even with a finger until you ask me yourself.

~ Olga Goa

Don't be shy, dear. I'm too old for you to be embarrassed by me.

~ Olga Goa

The words of men cannot be trusted, especially men like you!

~ Olga Goa

If you go on touching me, I’ll catch fire before your eyes.

~ Olga Goa

I cannot believe that you're still a girl. Your kisses don’t seem that innocent. They are driving me crazy.

~ Olga Goa

I’m giving pleasure to you. Don’t interfere.

~ Olga Goa

Forget everything that surrounds you. Think that there’s just you and me in this wide world.

~ Olga Goa

I think the word ‘pleasure’ is unknown to you. More precisely, its practical meaning.

~ Olga Goa

If your parents left you, it doesn’t mean that other people will also do it to you.

~ Olga Goa

Stop smiling as if I’ve been acquainted with you for ages!

~ Olga Goa

Everyone thinks to the extent of their own depravity.

~ Olga Goa

If you were three times poor, I would still have paid attention to you and fell head over heels in love with you.

~ Olga Goa

I need only you, Milano, not your money.

~ Olga Goa

It's just like in a Brazilian serial! Destiny has brought us together.

~ Olga Goa

I'm afraid that if we move on to such topics, I won't be able to let you go safe and sound.

~ Olga Goa

And you haven’t got a ‘pause’ button, have you? You are just uncontrollable!

~ Olga Goa

Everyone thinks to the extent of their own depravity,” #HenriettaLedyanova , #FatefulItalianPassion .

~ Olga Goa

Don't be shy, dear. I'm too old for you to be embarrassed by me.” #RicardoAlonso , #FatefulItalianPassion.

~ Olga Goa

His aftershave – eau du sex god - wafted her way.

~ Amy Andrews

He hadn’t struck her as particularly religious unless she counted the number of times he’d called out to Jesus when he’d been deep inside her.

~ Amy Andrews

He was stretched out like he was her own personal playground and she wanted to ride on his equipment for a bit longer.

~ Amy Andrews

If I’d known a sixty-niner was the way to your heart I would have done it weeks ago.

~ Amy Andrews

You’re a gambling man, right? Or do you only bet on frivolous things like poker and fucking women?

~ Amy Andrews

Why do men always have such high opinions of their cock?

~ Amy Andrews

He’d gone too far. He didn’t usually talk to women so frankly. Not with them both fully clothed anyway.

~ Amy Andrews

True friends chop the onions and cry together.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

Fashion doesn't make you perfect, but it makes you pretty.

~ Amit Kalantri

Dresses won't worn out in the wardrobe, but that is not what dresses are designed for.

~ Amit Kalantri

Dresses don't look beautiful on hangers.

~ Amit Kalantri

It's time to shop high heels if your fiance kisses you on the forehead.

~ Amit Kalantri

Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.

~ Amit Kalantri

With right fashion, every female would be a flame.

~ Amit Kalantri

Everything around us is made up of matter so small, its mass cannot be written down. You're either an atom, or a cell. These things are super small, but they join and function together to create something powerful. It reminds me of love; its always the small things that are done that makes a person feel like they're made of something.

~ Polkadot

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