Idiots Quotes

Only idiots get bored when we've all got handheld devices containing infinite knowledge at our fingertips.

~ Ziad K. Abdelnour

It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

~ Oliver Gaspirtz

People can turn into idiots if they're alone for long enough. (Mum)

~ Fredrik Backman

When Jim Donell thought of something to say he said it as often and in as many ways as possible, perhaps because he had very few ideas and had to wring each one dry.

~ Shirley Jackson

Them Frenchies!’ ‘Unchristian, that’s what I call ’em,’ responded Mr. Stubbs severely. ‘I fair compassionate that wench.

~ Georgette Heyer

And she didn't judge nobody. She loved everyone equal- accountants, queers, musicians, she welcomed us all, said we were all idiots just the same.

~ Ruta Sepetys

I’ve been surrounded by nitwits my entire life.

~ Chelsea Ballinger

Im.’ The monosyllable was heavy with contempt. ‘’E’s a twat.’‘Is he?’‘Yeah, ’e is. Ask Kieran.’She gave the impression that she and Kieran stood together, sane, dispassionate observers of the idiots populating Lula’s world.

~ Robert Galbraith

I wonder how Japan's futuristic robot doctors will treat the worst and most widespread disease humanity already has - artificially lowered IQ. Making people stupider makes them buy more stuff – so “How many robots can you afford?” will be the big question of one of the following decades, unless we go back to Communism and produce everything for the sake of it, for free.

~ Will Advise

Haruhi: This is a sibling squabble, not a fight to the death! You're both wrong, and acting like idiots only proves it!

~ Bisco Hatori

Braith turned and saw three of her cousins sunning themselves on boulders. Like lizards. Lizards in human form.“What are you doing?” Braith asked.“Enjoying the suns,” replied one.“It gives our scales a lovely bright hue,” said another.Braith blinked. “Except you’re all in your human form. So how does that help your scales?”They stared at her for several seconds before one stated, “You’re a bit of a know-it-all, aren’t you?”“How is that . . .” Braith shook her head. She wouldn’t go from arguing with one idiot to arguing with three.

~ G.a. Aiken

The only guaranteed way to be a genius is to surround yourself with idiots.

~ Ziad K. Abdelnour

Remember, life is too short to be spent dancing with idiots.

~ Carew Papritz

Don't be an idiot - Idiots repeat as for my opinion to repeat is a useless process better check out one book it's not possible to learn everything and use everything it's insane. But you can do one thing, focus on the important stuff which have impressed you, use them - delete the book, make an essay and think on this few days you can think and check out some other books, videos and so on and so on... If you didn't get it, okay then listen again until you get it... It's imporntant to don't repeat and to understand it!

~ Deyth Banger

I don’t care what other people think about me. Most people are idiots, and they can think whatever they want.

~ Ida Løkås

Real comedy is not when you laugh at an idiot, it's when the idiot laughs at you.

~ Raheel Farooq

Most people are idiots

~ Christopher G. Nuttall

Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.

~ Andy Heaton

If idiots could fly, the sky would be like an airport.

~ Laura Davenport

Then he launches himself at me with a roar, and I let him take his shot. It’s weak, like he is. Like all bullies really are. That’s why they’re bullies. Because they’re insecure idiots who try to make themselves feel better.

~ Erin Watt

People are hard to be understand, full of lies, full of corupt, if you want a friendship with them is like to have a friendship with nothing. But nothing isn't a possibility of the ability, people you can go 40....50 years studying them and what you will find is that you are old and they are new and more and more stupid. I find somebody who can I trust, it's my computer who else???It's too clever, I need to hang out with clever people not with idiots!

~ Deyth Banger

Successful people are always looking for opportunities to help others. Unsuccessful idiots are always asking, What's in it for me?

~ Ziad K. Abdelnour

Jefferson and Washington had no idea these idiots would exist, otherwise they would not have made killing illegal.

~ Anonymous

To every rule there is an exception—and an idiot ready to demonstrate it. Don't be the one!

~ Vera Nazarian

- Boys my age are boring. They have nothing to say and half of them seem like complete idiots.I was going to say that they didn't improve with age but didn't want to spoil her illusions.

~ Carlos Ruiz Zafón

Our business is infested with idiots who try to impress by using pretentious jargon.

~ David Ogilvy

My concern with religion is that it allows us by the millions to believe what only lunatics or idiots could believe on their own. That's not to say that all religious people are lunatics or idiots. It's anything but that.

~ Sam Harris

If we tried to write about politics, you'd realize that we're all a bunch of idiots.

~ Mark Hoppus

I think audiences can relate to the guys I'm playing, those large-and-in-charge idiots. Or maybe I just make them feel better about who they are, or who they're dating.

~ Rob Riggle

Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever.

~ François De La Rochefoucauld

Only idiots refuse to change their minds.

~ Brigitte Bardot

My dad was a slightly stricter version of Richard Dawkins. The worldview was that there are idiots out there who believe in Santa Claus and fairies and magic and elves, and we're not joining that nonsense.

~ Alain De Botton