Laugh Quotes

The only real certainty is that if you get to live, you gotta die. Live life now.

~ Aaron Lauritsen

The funny thing about money is that you can't take it with you, so don’t try to.

~ Aaron Lauritsen

It is wonderful, this whole business of tickling and kissing God every night.

~ Kamand Kojouri

There are many standards to measure if a person was successful including did they fill a niche role in society, invent something useful, attain professional distinction, or achieve great wealth. A person might also judge someone a success in life if they laughed frequently, were kind to children and animals, and were truthful, loved by their family, and respected by their friends.

~ Kilroy J. Oldster

Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest!

~ D.s. Mixell

pg. 231-232: They'd given me a minivan. They could have picked any car and they picked a minivan. A minivan. O God of the Vehicular Justice, why dost thou mock me? Minivan, you albatross around my neck! You mark of Cain! You wretched beast high ceilings and few horsepower!

~ John Green

what would you call this haircut?arthur.

~ George Harrison

Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.

~ Cassandra Clare

Ford Prefect suppressed a little giggle of evil satisfaction, realized that he had no reason to suppress it, and laughed out loud, a wicked laugh.

~ Douglas Adams

He sniggered.He didn't like to think of himself as the sort of person who giggled or sniggered, but he had to admit that he had been giggling and sniggering almost continuously for well over half an hour now.

~ Douglas Adams

The signs of excessive indulgence in this destructive pastime are easily detectable. They are these: A disposition to eat, to drink, to smoke, to meet together convivially, to laugh, to joke, and tell indelicate stories— and mainly, a yearning to paint pictures.

~ Mark Twain

He giggled like a puppy being tickled by a kitten wearing a duckling costume.

~ Jim Benton

The following ten throws went a variety of places. I never hit the target, but I was getting closer. Isabella was laughing so hard she wrote Please stop can't breathe in the dirt with her finger.

~ Jim Benton

This was so unfunny, Steve had to laugh.

~ Mac Barnett

A very unwise man once said, “He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.” A very annoyed woman once said, “He who does not want to communicate will never enjoy their silence for very long.

~ Shannon L. Alder

The first time I heard you laugh, I only wanted to say funny things so you would always be laughing. You know what happens to chocolate when you leave it out in the sun? I’m that unfortunate chocolate and you, you are the laughing sun. For this reason, I am offering myself to you not as a martyr or some selfless fool, but as a self-indulgent moth who actively pursues the light without much fear for the flame. The moth who revels in the heat and declares: Burn me.

~ Kamand Kojouri

It's funny how things work out.Trouble is, I'm still not laughing.

~ Anthony T. Hincks

Humor can make a serious difference. In the workplace, at home, in all areas of life – looking for a reason to laugh is necessary. A sense of humor helps us to get through the dull times, cope with the difficult times, enjoy the good times and manage the scary times.

~ Steve Goodier

Superman’s scourge is kryptonite. Fear’s kryptonite is laughter.

~ Richelle E. Goodrich

The real fun of life is in laughing

~ Azhar Sabri

Laugh, and the world longs to be your friend.

~ Richelle E. Goodrich

Comfort yields complacency. Break free.

~ A.d. Posey

My grandma said to me, Lailah; ‘You laugh while sleeping

~ Lailah Gifty Akita

It is in the midst of laughter that our perspective alters and we realize this trying life can still be enjoyed.

~ Richelle E. Goodrich

We exist only to exist.

~ Kamand Kojouri

I hear you in the morning sun.

~ A.d. Posey

Be the energy you want others to absorb.

~ A.d. Posey

Greatness is achieved through kindness, compassion, and love.

~ A.d. Posey

Like a flower, feel yourself rise above and begin to open.

~ A.d. Posey

Life is beauty simply breathing.

~ A.d. Posey

Whatever you do, let it be lovely.

~ A.d. Posey

Love is alive when there's music in your heart.

~ A.d. Posey

Love is enough.

~ A.d. Posey

Beauty may catch the eye, but a jolly laugh will lasso the heart.

~ Richelle E. Goodrich

He sat there looking at her smiling and laughing, watching her hair fall over her eyes and she setting it back behind her ear, He turned away bowed his head down and smiled himself looking back at the sky.

~ Akshay Vasu

Beauty is light set free.

~ A.d. Posey

For me, a hearty laugh is one of the most beautiful sounds in the world. It's a way of life!

~ Oksana Rus

In every aspect of life, be true to who you are. There is no need to communicate subliminally. If you believe in your words or actions, then express yourself completely. Live, Laugh, & Love without regrets.

~ Amaka Imani Nkosazana

That which is cool is driven by the soul.

~ A.d. Posey

My everlasting Summer fills heart with laughter like a blooming flower... Her diverse sounds is nature's symphony, sprinkle delight, with comfort of ocean breeze which needs no attest.. The unique every moment of soul's revival and its sun to shine...

~ Oksana Rus