If a woman tells you how terrible she looks, sincerely deny it, even if you agree.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Never keep score in marriage, your wife is going to win anyway.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Be calm when your wife yells at you, calmer when she chastens you, but be terrified when she ignores you.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Before you look for dirt in people, look for treasure.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
As the sun lives on when it sets in the warmth it has given to others, you too will live on in the hearts of those whose lives you have touched.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
If a man treats you like a princess, he deserves to be your king.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
If you want to be happy, love. If you want to be happier, love some more.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
One who loves lives a thousand years in one day, one who hates only lives one day in a thousand years.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Passion gives you what you want, lust gives you what you desire, but only love gives you what you need.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Falling in love is not the problem, hitting your head on the way down is.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Understanding is the bridge between two minds, love is the bridge between two souls.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Love sets you free the moment it arrests you.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Live each day as if it were your last, love each day as if you will live forever.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Take all men as your brothers, all women as your sisters, and all children as your sons and daughters.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Love turns men into boys, heartache turns boys into men.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
The easiest way to remember your future wife’s birthday is to marry her on Super Bowl Sunday.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
The only place you will find love before sacrifice is in the dictionary.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Never fight for a girl; while pounding each other, someone is already making plans to whisk her away.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Everyone comes with baggage, marry the one whose baggage weighs the least.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
If you choose money over love, you will always be poor.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
If men could be bought like clothes at an outlet, only then would women always get what they bargained for.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Be like the sun; bear with those in the dark, but keep shining your light.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Love your friends with your eyes closed, but love your enemies with both eyes open.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
A spouse is someone you can live with, a soulmate is someone you can't live without.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
If all you have is money, you are among the poorest people in the world.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
There are no speed limits on the road to love, that is why some arrive instantly.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Money promises more than it delivers, love delivers more than it promises.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Wooing a woman is like fishing, the quality of your catch is determined by the quality of your bait.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Love is the luckiest tenant in the world, living in the hearts of men and women rent free.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Shine your light at all times, you never know who you are leading out of the dark.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Love is the only criminal who, after stealing your heart, convinces you to celebrate her.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Love treats its enemies better than hate treats its friends.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Love knows the way because love is the way.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Love gives with its eyes closed, hate destroys with its eyes open.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
If you press grapes, wine will pour out; if you crush roses, perfume will pour out; if you afflict the talented, genius will pour out.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo