If he's not a wreck without you, you married the wrong man.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
The distance between you and the door when you have had enough of your spouse is love.
An intelligent man only argues with his wife when she has lost her voice.
To patch up a relationship, understanding is the needle, and love is the thread.
A kiss a day keeps your wife's wrath away.
Looking for a wife is like fishing; before you go, make sure you don't have a hole in your net.
If God had a wife, He would be in trouble too if He dodged His chores.
Finding a wife is easy, keeping her happy takes work.
Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.
Two things are infinite, a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.
Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.
If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.
