Women Quotes

I'm tough, I'm ambitious, and I know exactly what I want. If that makes me a bitch, okay.

~ Madonna

Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.

~ Neil Gaiman

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

~ Oscar Wilde

She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.

~ C.s. Lewis

A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.

~ Conan O'brien

You're only a man! You've not our gifts! I can tell you! Why, a woman can think of a hundred different things at once, all them contradictory!

~ Georgette Heyer

A well-read woman is a dangerous creature.

~ Lisa Kleypas

Yes Yeswhen God created love he didn't help most when God created dogs He didn't help dogs when God created plants that was average when God created hate we had a standard utility when God created me He created me when God created the monkey He was asleep when He created the giraffe He was drunk when He created narcotics He was high and when He created suicide He was low when He created you lying in bed He knew what He was doing He was drunk and He was high and He created the mountains and the sea and fire at the same time He made some mistakes but when He created you lying in bed He came all over His Blessed Universe.

~ Charles Bukowski

Margaret Atwood, the Canadian novelist, once asked a group of women at a university why they felt threatened by men. The women said they were afraid of being beaten, raped, or killed by men. She then asked a group of men why they felt threatened by women. They said they were afraid women would laugh at them.

~ Molly Ivins

Is it time for your period, or something? He turned around, all controlled aggression, and damned if he didn't push the button again. What is it about having a period that makes women so bitchy? By the time the sentence ended the sweetness was long gone, my jaw was clenched, and I think my eyes were bugging out. Wyatt took a step back, belatedly looking alarmed.

~ Linda Howard

The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.

~ Oscar Wilde

Fortunately, among werewolf women, the word bitch is not offensive. I was having a lot of fun with that.Hey there, bitches! I called as I came through the door. What are my favorite bitches up to today?

~ Molly Harper

And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about him except that he kisses like a god and screws like a devil.

~ Kristin Hannah

I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.

~ Jim Butcher

When something needs to be said, you look for a man to say it. But when something needs actually to be done, you look for a woman.

~ P.b. Kerr

I disapprove of matrimony as a matter of principle.... Why should any independent, intelligent female choose to subject herself to the whims and tyrannies of a husband? I assure you, I have yet to meet a man as sensible as myself! (Amelia Peabody)

~ Elizabeth Peters

When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

~ Helen Rowland

If anger were mileage, I'd be a very frequent flyer, right up there in First Class.

~ Gina Barreca

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.

~ Nelson Demille

Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.

~ Jim Butcher

Women are sneaky.

~ Patricia Briggs

Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women.It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it.

~ Oscar Wilde

An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need.

~ Shannon L. Alder

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.

~ Oscar Wilde

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

~ Jean Kerr

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Life is a bitter sweet journey my friend, a bitter sweet journey.

~ Luellen Hoffman

I like Dancing of Indian girls more than my parents’ prayers . Because they dance with love and passion . But my parents just say their prayers because they got used to it .

~ Ali Shariati

To lovers there.Most ladies the reason they are dumped and their relationship doesn't last is they made themselves to become a want than a need in a relationship.

~ Kyos Magupe

If women are so smart, how come hardly any philosophers have been, and now are, female?

~ Juan T. Llibre

Why is female vulnerability still only acceptable when it's neuroticised and personal; when it feeds back on itself? Why do people still not get it when we handle vulnerability like philosophy, at some remove?

~ Chris Kraus

Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid.

~ George Carlin

Do you really believe ... that everything historians tell us about men – or about women – is actually true? You ought to consider the fact that these histories have been written by men, who never tell the truth except by accident.

~ Moderata Fonte

She has been to the compound before. She remembered this hallway. She knows about the initiation process. My mother was Dauntless.

~ Veronica Roth

A boy may be as disagreeable as he pleases, but when a girl refuses to crap sunshine on command, the world mutters darkly about her moods.

~ Scott Lynch

What would happen if one woman told the truth about her life?The world would split open.

~ Muriel Rukeyser

My silences had not protected me. Your silence will not protect you. But for every real word spoken, for every attempt I had ever made to speak those truths for which I am still seeking, I had made contact with other women while we examined the words to fit a world in which we all believed, bridging our differences.

~ Audre Lorde

If you have feelings for someone, let them know. It doesn’t matter if they can be in your life or not. Maybe, it is just enough for both of you to release the truth, so healing can occur. The opposite is true, as well. If you don’t have feelings for someone then never let another person suggest that you do. Protect your reputation and be responsible for the wrong information spread about you. Never allow anyone to live with a false belief or unfounded hope about you. An honorable person sets the record straight, so that person can move on with their life.

~ Shannon L. Alder

If a man has so much heat he burns your skin when he touches you, he's the devil. Run away

~ Sarah Addison Allen

She was never going to seek gainful employment again, that was for certain. She'd remain outside the public sector. She'd be an anarchist, she'd travel with jaguars. She was going to train herself to be totally irrational. She'd fall in love with a totally inappropriate person. She'd really work on it, but abandon would be involved as well. She'd have different names, a.k.a. Snake, a.k.a. Snow - no that was juvenile. She wanted to be extraordinary, to possess a savage glitter.

~ Joy Williams