I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them.
~ Liam Hemsworth
It's funny how you get a bit older and become more accepting of things. When you're in your twenties, you're skeptical of everything. I definitely felt like that.
~ Jamie Dornan
I always believe that funny is serious and serious is funny. You don't really need a distinction between them.
~ Trevor Noah
There are precedents for what happens when societies allow the divide between rich and poor to get so huge that it stops being funny and starts becoming a sick, blood-boiling joke. If you had a Tardis, you could go back to 1917 and ask the Russian royal family how it was all going.
~ John Niven
If you look at shows like 'Def Comedy Jam' in its heyday, there were so many really funny, talented black comics that never would have gotten on that show because they just weren't doing comedy that fit that mold.
~ Aisha Tyler
If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it at all. And if you do have to say it, make it really funny so I can screenshot it and save it for later.
~ Sabrina Carpenter
It's funny how God will change your plans for you when he's ready.
~ Brett Young
The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia.
~ Seal
A lot of modern comedies are difficult to watch too, because they're so ironic and so detached and so quote-unquote clever. They kind of keep you at arm's length. They can be really funny, but they're not really nourishing.
~ Ty Burrell
It's funny how you never think about the women you've had. It's always the ones who get away that you can't forget.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
You need to be silly to be funny.
~ William Shatner
We'll love you just the way you are if you're perfect.
~ Alanis Morissette
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
~ Joan Rivers
You have to discover when you're inadequate to be funny and you don't know you're inadequate when you're a kid.
~ Larry David
If you imagine yourself to be someone who is very uncomfortable in their own skin, then it does funny things to your voice.
~ Rebecca Hall
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
~ Dave Barry
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
~ Philip Seymour Hoffman
It's funny when you're a kid how you can acclimate to almost anything.
~ Adam Carolla
As soon as I realized you could be funny as a job, that was the job I wanted.
~ Seth Rogen
Sometimes when you write something on the page, it can seem very funny, but when you act it out - and this happens to me a lot, actually - the melancholy of the situation becomes more front and center.
~ Mike White
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
~ Lily Tomlin
You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.
~ Colin Quinn
Whenever a film allows you to think and feel and take it beyond the moment, I think it's achieved something. And 'Funny Games' does that.
~ Naomi Watts
How can you analyse what is funny? What's funny to one isn't funny to another... What's funny to you is a personal thing.
~ Les Dawson
You know, I'm just a very boring, not very funny person in person. I don't feel pressured to be otherwise.
~ Lorrie Moore
Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
~ Nigella Lawson
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
~ Rob Corddry
It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look.
~ Chris Robinson
Everybody's funny if you love them.
~ Anna Torv
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
~ Joe E. Lewis
Until you walk a mile in another man's moccasins you can't imagine the smell.
~ Robert Byrne
When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.
~ Richard Lewis
When somebody listens and laughs, you're always in better shape than when you're with those folks who just kind of look at you when you say something funny. You wonder if they're looking at you because they're mad that they didn't say it or something. It's hard to handle that.
~ Jason Sudeikis
If at first you don't succeed, blame your parents.
~ Marcelene Cox
Fencing is a funny sport. Competitive fencing is not really very applicable to the stage world unless you're fighting with a rapier during the Renaissance, you know?
~ Kris Holden-Ried
Girls don't poop, so don't claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don't want to know that you poop.
~ Ryan Hansen
It's funny how getting older - or being overlooked and underrated for more than two decades - can make you change your ambitions.
~ Reg E. Cathey
I've been lucky enough to play some funny, nasty ladies in my day, and if you can make them foolish, they're even funnier.
~ Kelly Bishop
It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.
~ Sylvie Meis
One of the funny things of being a producer, you have these fleeting, intense relationships with people, and they go off to global megastardom, and you don't see them.
~ Paul Epworth
