Birds build nests because they cannot fly forever.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
Be the spouse you wish to have.
It is not the size of the ring, but the size of the love.
Ask your wife for forgiveness, even when you’re right.
Two things are infinite, a woman’s patience and her husband’s mistakes.
She complains that I'm lazy, but I just like to save my energy for dinner.
A man who boasts he's the head of the home must never forget the woman is the knife at his throat.
Lucian. She's not normal. She's got the sex drive of Ursula. I'm so ashamed to say I've faked illnesses and gone to the doctor just to have a doctor's excuse! ~Steve~
~ Lucian Bane
My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over.
If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.
