Ironic Quotes

Ive learnt the most about myself through the people and places i no longer visit, such an ironic exprience.The greatest lessons are from those we give the keys of our hearts to & trust all too easily; realising later on, they are just apart of this grande' story and not everyone gets to make it to the end chapter & happy ever after.

~ Nikki Rowe

It is not enough that your designs, nay that your actions, are intrinsically good, you must take care they shall appear so.

~ Henry Fielding

Never ask an elf for help; they might decide your better off dead, eh?

~ Christopher Paolini

Your advice seems a little ironical.Oh, you may either follow it or reverse it—that is its chief beauty. It is equally good taken either way.

~ Thomas Henry Lister

There are few things more discomfiting than a spontaneous outburst of genuine decency from someone you’re determined to dislike for no good reason.

~ Gregory David Roberts

I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.

~ Don Roff

Democracy was supposed to champion freedom of speech, and yet the simple rules of table decorum could clamp down on the rights their forefathers had fought and died for.

~ E.a. Bucchianeri

Fate has a twisted sense of humor.

~ Amelia Atwater-Rhodes

After torturing our adrenaline by watching a horror movie for a couple of hours the places we are most afraid of are the doors and windows of the room even though they are the only ways for us to escape in case of occurrence such an event.

~ Sanhita Baruah

Further to this, Ove has the cat's resentful stares to contend with. Something in its eyes reminds him of the way Sonja used to look at him.

~ Fredrik Backman

It is quite ironic that those calling the loudest for 'morality' are typically the most immoral of all.

~ Christina Engela

The bible is so simple you have to have someone else help you misunderstand it..

~ Harmon Okinyo

You know something is wrong when the government declares opening someone else’s mail is a felony but your internet activity is fair game for data collecting.

~ E.a. Bucchianeri

He’s always complaining about the fucking recession and how the government is working against people like him. He calls himself working class, which I think is a bit ironic since he doesn’t work.

~ Ida Løkås

It is odd that the Bible says, ‘God created man,’ whereas it is the other way round: man has created God. It is odd that the Bible says, ‘The body is mortal, the soul is immortal,’ whereas even here the contrary is true: the body (its matter) is eternal; the soul (the form of the body) is transitory.

~ Béla Bartók

It seems ironic, expecting the unexpected, like she had fabricated pieces of her story to make it more interesting. Considering my boredom with the current version, I can't imagine the first draft.

~ Kayla Krantz

Life is ironic. Some people use their terrible childhood as an excuse of their unfortunate rest of the life… while others create a masterpiece out of their terrible childhood, they create a story loved by the entire world.

~ Nino Varsimashvili

For other people, I can't speak - but, personally, I haven't gotten wise on anything. Certainly, I've been through this and that; and when it happens again, I say to myself, Here it is again. But that doesn't seem to help me. In my opinion, I, personally, have gotten steadily sillier and sillier - and that's a fact.

~ Christopher Isherwood

He was one of the most supremely stupid men I have ever met. He taught me a great deal.

~ John Fowles

You know? Ain’t it ironic how we live our entire lives without the luxury of time, only to spend an eternity in death.

~ Jason Medina

Diamond is the hardest substance, but the Irony, it is also brittle.

~ Pushkar Saraf

How ironic it would be, to die at his hands while trying to save him, when he first came to me because he was trying to save me.

~ Beth Revis

It is ironic that the only thing separating 'friend' from 'fiend' - is a single letter.

~ Christina Engela

I didn’t know if his art was helping. But Moses’s pictures were like that, glorious and terrible. Glorious because they brought memory to life, terrible for the same reason. Time softens memories, sanding down the rough edges of death. But Moses’s pictures dripped with life and reminded us of our loss.

~ Amy Harmon

The whole universe is like some big FedEx box.

~ Haruki Murakami

Interest makes some people blind and others quick-sighted.

~ Francis Beaumont

He had not the makings of that honest man to whom success comes naturally.

~ James Jones

I'm not some character from a boys' manga. ~Yukio

~ Kazue Kato