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I’m not a serpent, Father. I’m a crow.

~ Eli Easton

Eli Easton Christian Crow Cunning Mm Serpent Wit

The wit taught by God to the beeIs withheld from the lion and the wild ass.

~ Jalaluddin Rumi

Jalaluddin Rumi Wit

Now don't let us give ourselves a parcel of airs, and pretend that the oaths we make free with in this land of liberty of ours are our own; and because we have the spirit to swear them,—imagine that we have had the wit to invent them too.

~ Laurence Sterne

Laurence Sterne Oaths Wit

Great wits jump

~ Laurence Sterne

Laurence Sterne Wit Wits

Frame everything and some of it will become art.

~ Benny Bellamacina

Benny Bellamacina Art Humour Wisdom Wit

It was rather too late in the day to set about being simple-minded and ignorant.

~ Jane Austen

Jane Austen Accepting Yourself Change Your Life Humor Intelligence Wit

Yes, well, I'm not asking you to hide anything. Hiding won't help you. You can't very well hide from a pit, can you? You just need to avoid falling into it. - Brohan Madhrarigal

~ Gregory S. Close

Gregory S. Close Cautionary Wisdom Wit

By my hand and for the good of the state, the bearer has done what has been done. Hmmmm ~~~ one should be careful what one writes for one never knows into whose hands it may fall.

~ Cardinal Richelieu Four Musketeers

Cardinal Richelieu Four Musketeers Musing Observations Wit

if you can’t acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.

~ Lee Child

Lee Child Reacher Series Smartass Wit

Does the king know you're back?Nope! I'm trying to think of a properly dramatic way to inform him. Perhaps a hundred chasmfiends marching in unison, singing an ode to my magnificence.That sounds… hard.Yeah, the storming things have real trouble tuning their tonic chords and maintaining just intonation.I have no idea what you just said.Yeah, the storming things have real trouble tuning their tonic chords and maintaining just intonation.

~ Brandon Sanderson

Brandon Sanderson Humor Wit

If you've brains it's better than beauty - brains last, beauty doesn't.

~ L.m. Montgomery

L.m. Montgomery Beauty Brains Or Beauty Smart Or Pretty Wit

I suppose we all tend to want the impossible. And sometimes in attempting it we achieve something near enough to the impossible to elicit satisfaction.

~ Julie Anne Long

Julie Anne Long English Quote Impossible Inspirational Wit

They are fond of fun and therefore witty, wit being well-bred insolence.

~ Aristotle

Aristotle Wit

Both were military. That was clear.Reacher could tell by their haircuts. No civilian barber would be as pragmatic or as brutal.

~ Lee Child

Lee Child Humor Smart Wit

Lingerer, my brain is on fire with impatience; and you tarry so long!

~ Charlotte Brontë

Charlotte Brontë Classics Frustration Humor Impatience Wit

Jimmy Murray, you are an ass,' said Aunt Ruth, angrily.'Well, we're cousins,' agreed Cousin Jimmy pleasantly.

~ L.m. Montgomery

L.m. Montgomery Goad Humor Relations Snipe Wit

Cardinal Campeggio has implored Katherine to bow to the king's will, accept that her marriage is invalid and retire to a convent. Certainly, she says sweetly, she will become a nun: if the king will become a monk.

~ Hilary Mantel

Hilary Mantel Catherine Of Aragon Wit

I wish for you the wisdom to mind your own business.

~ Steve Maraboli

Steve Maraboli Life Wisdom Wit

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

~ Paul Newman

Paul Newman Reflection On Life Wit

Two blind men waited at the end of an era, contemplating beauty.

~ Brandon Sanderson

Brandon Sanderson Hoid Wit

I’ll admit, Jasnah, that I empathize with your skepticism, but I don’t agree with it. I just think you've been looking for God in the wrong plac

~ Brandon Sanderson

Brandon Sanderson God Hoid Jasnah Jasnah Kholin Wit

This lot won't suffer you forever.I wouldn't see you dead by their knives; I see a fine man within you Wit.Yes, He tasted quite delicious.

~ Brandon Sanderson

Brandon Sanderson The Stormlight Archives The Way Of Kings Wit

My name is Mr Bread. He began writing his name neatly on the board. But you can call me Peter.Suddenly there was quiet, as thirty little brains whirred.Pita Bread! proclaimed a ginger-haired boy from the back.

~ David Walliams

David Walliams Billionaire Boy Bread Funny Humour Peter Pan Wit

JACK.I am sick to death of cleverness. Everybody is clever nowadays. You can’t go anywhere without meeting clever people. The thing has become an absolute public nuisance. I wish to goodness we had a few fools left.ALGERNON.We have.JACK.I should extremely like to meet them. What do they talk about?ALGERNON.The fools? Oh! about the clever people, of course.JACK.What fools!

~ Oscar Wilde

Oscar Wilde Humor Wit

Wit penetrates, humor envelops. Wit is a function of verbal intelligence, humor is imagination operating on good nature.

~ Peggy Noonan

Peggy Noonan Good Nature Humor Verbal Intelligence Wit

I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it.

~ Russell Brand

Russell Brand Audacious Humour Wit

Well, I can throw a mean comeback, so there's that. I will crush them on wit.

~ Rachel Caine

Rachel Caine Morganville Vampires Wit

It is the curse of the competent―not to be called upon.

~ Robert Priest

Robert Priest Aphorism Competence Cynicism Meritocracy Micro Poetry Wit

I shall always inspire many hearts in timeless moments.

~ Angelica Hopes

Angelica Hopes Inspirational Sharing Unconditional Wisdom Wit

And here, I believe, the wit is generally misunderstood. In reality, it lies in desiring another to kiss your a-- for having just before threatened to kick his; for I have observed very accurately, that no one ever desires you to kick that which belongs to himself, nor offers to kiss this part in another.

~ Henry Fielding

Henry Fielding Classics Humour Wit

The important thing to remember is not to forget

~ Benny Bellamacina

Benny Bellamacina Famous Quotes Life Philosophy Relationships Wisdom Wit Witty Quotes

The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.

~ Friedrich Nietzsche

Friedrich Nietzsche Humor Wit Witty

Good madonna, give me leave toprove you a fool.

~ William Shakespeare

William Shakespeare Clown Fool Humor Labels Olivia Twelfth Night Wit

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.

~ Zane Stumpo

Zane Stumpo Clever Funny Humor Humour Wit Witty Wordplay

Look, this is helping me out quite a bit, but could you just get to the punishment part? We're at the end of World War Two in history, and I can't wait to find out who wins.

~ Rob Thomas

Rob Thomas High School Snark Wit

Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.

~ Susan Lendroth

Susan Lendroth Fool Half Wit Humor Sarcastic Humor Wit Witty Quotes

It was Colonel Parkman who upped stakes, crossed the border, and named our town, thus perversely commemorating a battle in which he'd lost. (Though perhaps that's not so unusual: many people take a curatorial interest in their own scars.) He's shown astride his horse, waving a sword and about to gallop into the nearby petunia bed: a craggy man with seasoned eyes and pointed beard, every sculptor's idea of every cavalry leader. No one knows what Colonel Parkman really looked like, since he left no pictorial evidence of himself and the statue wasn't erected until 1885, but he looks like this now. Such is the tyranny of Art.On the left-hand side of the lawn, also with a petunia bed, is an equally mythic figure: the Weary Soldier, his three top shirt buttons undone, his neck bowed as if for the headman's axe, his uniform rumpled, his helmet askew, leaning on his malfunctioning Ross rifle. Forever young, forever exhausted, he tops the War Memorial, his skin burning green in the sun, pigeon droppings running down his face like tears.

~ Margaret Atwood

Margaret Atwood Parody Reality Check Truth War Wit

I'm very fond of experimental housekeeping.

~ Jane Austen

Jane Austen Humor Jane Austen Wit

The problem is you make the tricks look good. You are a brilliant acrobat, and a witty comedian. You are skillful. People want a fool to be foolish--trip on banana peels and grin and spout nonsense. These men want fools to make them feel better about themselves, not to remind them what they lack.

~ Kelli Swofford Nielsen

Kelli Swofford Nielsen Truth Wit

I'm eating a massive pastrami sandwich. It's so beautiful I might cry. Just so you know.

~ Lucy Robinson

Lucy Robinson Wit
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