Smartass Quotes

Are you always a smartass?'Nope. Sometimes I'm asleep.

~ Jim Butcher

Avoid selling to dumb customers, there aren't enough left!

~ Jasleen Kaur Gumber

You'd be amazed to discover all the tangible things that can come out of dreams. Like drool?

~ Catherine Lowell

Idiots are of two kinds: those who try to be smart and those who think they are smart.

~ Raheel Farooq

Are there moments when our brains are not exercising?” I questioned. “That would be almost like being brain dead...

~ Vann Chow

You’re injured.” He flicks his chin at my bleeding leg.“We need to get that cleaned up.”“It’ll be fine,” I wave it off. “My mom will descend upon me with a bottle ofperoxide the second I hit the door.

~ M.a. George

All my friends seem to be smart arses. Don't ask me why. Like many things, it is what it is.

~ Markus Zusak

Tanner: I think that I might kiss you to keep your lips busy with something other than insulting me.Ella: If you think you can do it without getting lost.

~ Melissa Lemon

You are all wave particles when I close my eyes. I am no more entranced by your entanglement than a butterfly is to a bee.

~ Solange Nicole

Stars are everything and nothing that we think they are.They are their own world, but through an act of will we make them part of ours. They are the diamonds of the gods, the lights at a stadium where angels play a midnight game of baseball.They’re fairy farts that have been set ablaze! Mostly, they’re just an untouchable beauty that’s so far away, it’s the only place safe enough to store our secret hopes and dreams. When we see a shooting start, we all make a wish. But what nobody admits is how afraid they are of actually catching something that fell from heaven. I’m not afraid to burn. ~Hadrian

~ J.m. Evans

Jehovah’s Witness? Don’t sweat it. I’m going to hell, already booked my ticket. Bright side? I’m pagan. Your hell is my heaven... if for no other reason than you won’t be there.

~ Dennis Sharpe

Have you noticed we can breathe in here too?Gosh, I wouldn't have picked up on that.

~ Dan Abnett

Oh, hey, kettle, I’m pot and wow, you’re black.” - Owen

~ Olivia Cunning

she glanced down and saw that a glove of blood covered her lower arm from the elbow to the wrist. The arm was throbbing, stiff, and painful. Is this when you start tearing strips off your T-shirt to bind up my wound? she joked. She hated the sight of blood, especially her own. If you wanted me to rip my clothes off, you should have just asked. He dug into his pocket and brought out his stele. It would have been a lot less painful.

~ Cassandra Clare

if you can’t acquaint an opponent with reason, you must acquaint his head with the sidewalk.

~ Lee Child

Better to play dumb than to go as smartass… after all smartasses get what they deserve in the end.

~ Deyth Banger