Famous Quotes

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

~ Steven Wright

- Did you really save the world ?...- Mostly I was saving my own ass. Just happend that the world was in the same spot.

~ Jim Butcher

Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come? Butch looked up at the doorway. Vishous was in the hall with Rhage and Phury behind him. The vampires had expectant looks on their faces, like they honestly wanted to hang with him. Butch found himself grinning like the new kid who didn't have to sit alone at lunch after all.

~ J.r. Ward

You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you.

~ Jeaniene Frost

I was also built from delusional optimism and folly.

~ A.s. King

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.

~ Jim Butcher

Holy mother of rectangles.

~ Dan Howell

Beside me, Molly rolled her shoulders in a few jerky motions and pushed at her hair in fitful little gestures. She tugged at her well-tattered skirts, and grimaced at her boots. Can you see if there’s any mud on them? I paused to consider her for a second. Then I said, You have two tattoos showing right now, and you probably used a fake ID to get them. Your piercings would set off any metal detector worth the name, and you’re featuring them in parts of your anatomy your parents wish you didn’t yet realize you had. You’re dressed like Frankenhooker, and your hair has been dyed colors I previously thought existed only in cotton candy.” I turned to face the door again. “I wouldn’t waste time worrying about a little mud on the boots.

~ Jim Butcher

What should I say? ‘Well, the murder was a little upsetting, and the fire did worry me a bit. I was nearly date-raped and my ex best friend is crazy. But, hey, at least I’m making an A in History’?

~ C.j. Daugherty

It was the hat. He looked sweet in the hat. How could a man in a fuzzy blue hat have used human bones to pave his roads?

~ Jennifer Egan

He moved to sniff some white-and-yellow flowers.A nightmare. This was a nightmare. “You can’t really like flowers.”Again those dark eyes shifted to her. Blinked once. I most certainly do, he seemed to say.

~ Sarah J. Maas

A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.

~ Marcia Carrington

It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. The Agee woman told us for three quarters of an hour how she came to write her beastly book, when a simple apology was all that was required.

~ P.g. Wodehouse

Holy mother!Hmph. More like holy father. I'd think you'd know the difference.-Hephaetus

~ Rick Riordan

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.

~ Banksy

I wish someone had just told me the truth right up front, as soon as I was old enough to understand it. I wish someone had just said: “Here’s the deal, Wade. You’re something called a ‘human being.’ That’s a really smart kind of animal. Like every other animal on this planet, we’re descended from a single-celled organism that lived millions of years ago. This happened by a process called evolution, and you’ll learn more about it But trust me, that’s really how we all got here. There’s proof of it everywhere, buried in the rocks. That story you heard? About how we were all created by a super-powerful dude named God who lives up in the sky? Total bullshit. The whole God thing is actually an ancient fairy tale that people have been telling one another for thousands of years. We made it all up. Like Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. “Oh, and by the way … there’s no Santa Claus or Easter Bunny. Also bullshit. Sorry, kid Deal with it.

~ Ernest Cline

Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.

~ Cassandra Clare

If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence.

~ Susan Beth Pfeffer

Should I pull on a shirt? he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. No. He'd be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn't going to tell him that part. You're fine.

~ Gena Showalter

The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead.

~ John Maynard Keynes

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

~ Woody Allen

Well,” she said. “I’m frustrated.”“Don’t make me angry-kiss you.”“Give me the laundry.”“Tempers rising, faces flushed … This is how it happens.

~ Rainbow Rowell

But there is in everything a reasonable division of labour. I have written the book, and nothing on earth would induce me to read it.

~ G.k. Chesterton

The greater part of the world's troubles are due to questions of grammar.

~ Michel De Montaigne

Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the improbable.

~ H.l. Mencken

I box in yellow Gox box socks.

~ Dr. Seuss

Nothing is safe from you. If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean, sooner or later— probably sooner— I’d look up to see you swooping overhead on a broomstick. In fact, by now I’d be disappointed in you if I didn’t see you.” “Are you off to the iceberg today?” Sophie retorted.

~ Diana Wynne Jones

I thought you said you were the one in charge! Ce'Nedra exclaimed.I lied. Silk said. It's a vice I have.

~ David Eddings

That’s why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn’t going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours. First round. “Cat, K-A-T, I’m outta here.” Then as he passed you, “Ha! I know there’s 2 T’s.

~ Brian Regan

A horse must be a bit mad to be a good cavalry mount, and its rider must be completely so.

~ Steven Pressfield

Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling.

~ Darynda Jones

Are you her boyfriend?”...No, I’m her fiancé.” Nate said.We’ve been promised to each other since birth,” Summer added.Our wedding isn’t until March.

~ Brandon Mull

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

~ John Sandford

Here's something for you to remember; you might have been born into money, but you came out of a vagina the same as everyone else. Popping out of one that's rich doesn't make you anything but lucky, or susceptible to being stuck your own arse. Whichever.

~ Suzanne Wright

Running ain't no bad thing. Leastways if you run in the right direction.

~ Mark Lawrence

So if animals aren't our friends, then what are they? The answer can be summed up between two buns.

~ Stephen Colbert

now, if there's anything stupider than buddy lists, its lol. if anyone ever uses lol with me, i rip my computer right out of the wall and smash it over the nearest head. i mean, it's not like anyone is laughing out loud about the things they lol. i think it should be spelled loll. like what a lobotomized person's tongue does. loll. loll. i can't think anymore. loll. loll! or ttyl. bitch, you're not actually talking. that would require actual vocal contact or <3. you honestly think that looks like a heart? if you do, that's only because you'v never seen scrotum. (rofl! what? are you really rolling on the floor laughing? well, please stay down there a sec while i KICK YOUR ASS)

~ David Levithan

I care. They bother me. And that's why I'm stupid. That makes me exponentially more stupid than stupid. I'm stupid to the power of stupid.

~ Kami Garcia

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.

~ Alexandra Potter

Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.

~ Jim Butcher