Famous Quotes

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.

~ Larissa Ione

If you don't make a few ememies now and then, you're a coward-or worse. Besides, it as worth it to see his reaction. Oh, he was angry!- Angela to Eragon

~ Christopher Paolini

If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.

~ Colette

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

~ Rick Riordan

God, I love a man who reads

~ Tiffany Reisz

Jocks usually aren't smart. Their muscles feast on their brains.

~ Katie Mcgarry

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

~ Jim Butcher

I’m not an idiot, Kenji. I have reasons for the things I say.”“Yeah, and maybe I’m just saying that you have no idea what you’re saying.”“Whatever.”“Don’t whatever me—”“Whatever,” I say again.“Oh my God,” Kenji says to no one in particular. “I think this girl wants to get her ass kicked.”“You couldn’t kick my ass if I had ten of them.”Kenji laughs out loud. “Is that a challenge?”It’s a warning,” I say to him.“Ohhhhhh, so you’re threatening me now? Little crybaby knows how to make threats now?”“Shut up, Kenji.”“Shut up, Kenji,” he repeats in a whiny voice, mocking me.

~ Tahereh Mafi

My geekness is a-quivering.

~ Jack Thorne

There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn’t perspire, hiccup or sneeze, because they know that’s not true. I n fact, I hiccup more than most.

~ Audrey Hepburn

Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on.It's the bloody moon, for God's sake, Will, get a grip!!

~ Louise Rennison

Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?

~ John Green

It took teams of LEP warlocks to slow down time for a few hours, the magic required to open a door to the tunnel was stupendous. It would be easier to shoot down the moon.Opal tapped this into her notepad.Reminder. Shoot down the moon? Viable?

~ Eoin Colfer

We were just looking at maps...

~ Rick Riordan

The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy.- Cat re: Bones

~ Jeaniene Frost

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.

~ Charlaine Harris

He gave her a sly, sideways look. Did youbring it?My list? Heavens, no. What can you be thinking?His smile widened. I brought mine.Daphne gasped. You didn't!I did. Just to torture Mother. I'm going peruse it right in front of her, pull out my quizzing glass—You don't have a quizzing glass.He grinned—the slow, devastatingly wicked smile that all Bridgerton males seemed to possess. I bought one just for this occasion.Anthony, you absolutely cannot. She will kill you. And then, somehow, she'll find a way to blame me.I'm counting on it.

~ Julia Quinn

How did you kill the Ashman in the forest last year?”“I shot him with an arrow.”“What kind of arrow?”“A sharp one.”Nate rolled his eyes. “Really, dude? A sharp one?

~ Chelsea Fine

I've won Satan's lottery.

~ Christopher Moore

In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.

~ J.d. Salinger

Rich children are always blond, Jocelyn goes. It has to do with vitamins.

~ Jennifer Egan

Not daring to flee since my general location has just been broadcast to any killer who cares. I mean, I know it's cold out here and not everybody has a sleeping bag.

~ Suzanne Collins

The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.

~ Jon Stewart

Bethany blinked. Did you just hit me? she asked, disbelief coloring her every feature.Skylar raised both hands, palms outward. I come in peace!You do not come in peace. You hit me.I hit in peace!

~ Jennifer Lynn Barnes

What's the point of being a grown-up if you don't get to be immature?

~ Steven Moffat

Becky Renee Apple - can you believe her mom named her that and then had all of her sweaters monogramed with 'BRA'?

~ P.c. Cast

Conner Lassiter. Scheduled to be unwound the 21st of November-until you went AWOL. You caused an accident that killed a bus driver, left dozens of others injured, and shut down an interstate highway for hours. Then, on top of it, you took a hostage AND shot a Juvey-cop with his own tranq gun....He's the Akron AWOL?!

~ Neal Shusterman

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.

~ Oscar Wilde

A library is like an island in the middle of a vast sea of ignorance, particularly if the library is very tall and the surrounding area has been flooded.

~ Daniel Handler

Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.”“Ian,” Bones drew out warningly.He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.

~ Jeaniene Frost

But I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness

~ John Green

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.

~ Terry Pratchett

And if you say that's because you lot barged into her home like a herd of mentally deficient sheep, I'm disowning all three of you.

~ Julia Quinn

Be you wise and never sad,You will get your lovely lad.Never serious be, nor true,And your wish will come to you--And if that makes you happy, kid,You'll be the first it ever did.

~ Dorothy Parker

There is no question that there is an unseen world. The problem is, how far is it from midtown and how late is it open?

~ Woody Allen

What’s next? The size of my cock?” “Hey, even pencils can get the job done—I’ve heard the moaning from your room to prove it.

~ J.r. Ward

Hash, x. There is no definition for this word - nobody knows what hash is.Famous, adj. Conspicuously miserable.Dictionary, n. A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of a language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is a most useful work.

~ Ambrose Bierce

Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.

~ Jasper Fforde

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.- Charley Davidson

~ Darynda Jones

Oh shit, the mummy's after us, let's all walk a little faster

~ Stephen King