Cat Quotes

Calico KittyMy calico kittywas painted and primedshe could prowlthe night away ~without spending a dime...

~ Muse

The world of a cat is unlike any other. What is seen through their eyes cannot be understood by anyone besides another cat. Their world is filled with secrets and adventures that are always present and forever changing. To look at the world as a cat is to look through the veil of reality.

~ Alex G. Zarate

The mouse that makes jest of a cat has already seen a hole nearby... We don't fear the devil because we are leaning on the resurrection power of Christ!

~ Israelmore Ayivor

How promising today's generation is. They can whip out their cellular phones like sheep, instantly take a million digital photos of their cat and then just delete them. But I'd like to see these kids try to artfully use a traditional film camera or make a super 8 home movie. Traditional film takes integrity, nostalgia, effort, patience and imagination - things that the 21st century has very little of. Everything these days, even a superior medium like film photography with an extensively vivid history and an iconic meaning, is becoming disposable in this age.

~ Rebecca Mcnutt

Some cats are angry at being called cats. To achieve peace with them, never call them by their real name

~ Bangambiki Habyarimana

For he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon.

~ Christopher Smart

There are tales that rise like the early sun, breathe, and take on a life of their own. There are ones that flow quietly and effortlessly until time forsakes them, but there are others that fight until they find their way to the edge of reality, as if coming straight out of a dream.

~ Edwin Fontanez

My cat mocks me frequently. It's the universe's way of keeping me from getting too big of an ego.

~ Michelle M. Pillow

If it's about the strength, every big animal can catch any mouse... but the skillful brand of the cat makes it's catch exceptional! Go, get the skills!

~ Israelmore Ayivor

...why is my cat a Muse? the cat has the rare grace of never saying a word too much― Mark Twain ...that's why ...

~ John Geddes

So, what did you learn?Curiosity asked the Cat, thenpoked her carcass with a stick.

~ Katerina Stoykova Klemer

The ice inside me melts. Suddenly, I'm burning up and terrified, scared I'll be too weak to resist.Scratch that - I'm petrified I've already given in.

~ Amanda Bouchet

I dread this power he has over me. It makes me want to tell him all my secrets and see if he still wants me.

~ Amanda Bouchet

A black cat crossed my path, and I stopped to dance around it widdershins and to sing the

~ Joanne Harris

Out last chance is a cat's magic sight. We are doomed.

~ Laurell K. Hamilton

Even without being believed, magic can change things. It moves invisibly through the air, dissolving the usual ways of seeing, allowing new ways to creep in, secretly, quietly, like a stray cat sliding thought the bushes.

~ Janet Taylor Lisle

The Glass Cat is one of the most curious creatures in all Oz. It was made by a famous magician named Dr. Pipt before Ozma had forbidden her subjects to work magic. Dr. Pipt had made the Glass Cat to catch mice, but the Cat refused to catch mice and was considered more curious than useful.This astonishing cat was made all of glass and was so clear and transparent that you could see through it as easily as through a window. In the top of its head, however, was a mass of delicate pink balls which looked like jewels but were intended for brains. It had a heart made of a blood-red ruby. The eyes were two large emeralds. But, aside from these colors, all the rest of the animal was of clear glass, and it had a spun-glass tail that was really beautiful.

~ L. Frank Baum

Sleep is like a cat: It only comes to you if you ignore it. I drank more and continued my mantra. 'Stop thinking', swig, 'empty your head', swig, 'now, seriously empty your head'.

~ Gillian Flynn

Translating from #cat is easy - you just ignore everything, then you decide what you want it to have said, thought, or wanted.

~ Will Advise

And in his eyes he had the look of the cat who inspires a desire to caress but loves no one, who never feels he must respond to the impulses he arouses.

~ Anaïs Nin

I want him everywhere. I burn for him in places he hasn't even touched.

~ Amanda Bouchet

Colorful characters are the odd shaped pieces that fill the holes in life's puzzle.

~ Richard Stephens

Boys annoyed her. Girls annoyed her. She should have been a cat.

~ Katie Neipris

You’re not going to let her do this, are you?” Bones snorted. “Let her? Mate, if you think you can control a woman, you must be single—-and a thousand pounds says she beats your arse.

~ Jeaniene Frost

Bones didn’t share any of my qualms about suddenly holding an arm that wasn’t attached to a body anymore. He just grabbed the ghoul by his other arm and began thumping him over the head with the loose limb. I’d heard Bones threaten to beat someone with their own limb before, but I’d always assumed that was a figure of speech. Apparently not.

~ Jeaniene Frost

I doubt you’ve ever been forced to nonstop bang a woman hyped up on the undead voodoo version of Spanish fly, have you?”His chuckle was soft. “Can’t say that I have, Kitten.”“Yeah, well, consider me an original.”This time, when his lips brushed across my skin, it lasted more than a moment.“I always have.

~ Jeaniene Frost

I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.

~ Michelle M. Pillow

Dark alleys, like social networks, are romantic, because you never know what might happen while I perform there every Caturday night. Cats do know, but won't tell. So don’t even ask.

~ Will Advise

I blush, I burn, I shudder, while I pen the damnable atrocity.

~ Edgar Allan Poe

Nothing says you care like sending someone a kitten.

~ Brian South

We can't find the cat,We don't know where she's at,Oh, where did she go?Does anyone know?Let's ask this walking hat.

~ Shel Silverstein

There is no 'cat language.' Painful as it is for us to admit, they don't need one!

~ Barbara Holland

Pets reflect you like mirrors. When you are happy, you can see your dog smiling and when you are sad, your cat cries.

~ Munia Khan

Of course the Man was wild too. He was dreadfully wild. He didn't even begin to be tame till he met the Woman, and she told him that she did not like living in his wild ways. She picked out a nice dry Cave, instead of a heap of wet leaves, to lie down in; and she strewed clean sand on the floor; and she lit a nice fire of wood at the back of the Cave; and she hung a dried wild-horse skin, tail down, across the opening of the Cave; and she said, 'Wipe your feet, dear, when you come in, and now we'll keep house.

~ Rudyard Kipling

Baby human died, baby cat died yesterday... dead is part of our life beyond and above us!

~ Deyth Banger

People skills are useless with cats, because cats are immune to training, and do whatever they decide in any situation... And most importantly they aren’t human.

~ Will Advise

I'll never miss a chance to remind you of what a brat you were. A gloriously beautiful and very spoiled brat. I was utterly charmed by your complete self-absorption. It was rather like courting a cat.

~ Robin Hobb

Backpackers can pack much more meows than baggers. Beggars never feed stray cats as street cats are self-sustaining.

~ Will Advise

Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.

~ Will Advise

She who saves a single soul, saves the universe.

~ Lewis Carroll