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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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