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Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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What’s the difference between Yo Mama and a 747?-About 20 pounds.-Yo mama carries more passengers.-Not everyone's been on a 747.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Superman once challenged Chuck Norris to a fight, the loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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