“ Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman! ”
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
~ Oliver Oliver Reed
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
