Dating Quotes

To some women, a job plays the role of a man. To most women, a man plays the role of a job.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A fast car can make women 'like' a man, and a man 'like' women … fast.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like Second Tall Man.

~ Russell Beland

Generally, men prefer dating women they love over women who love them; women prefer the opposite.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Stop looking for your better half! You need to be whole to attract your better whole, if you expect to have a flourishing relationship.

~ Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

To buy women things, some men entertain. To entertain women, some men buy things.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Don't get mad about the infestation of fleas if you keep shopping at the dog pound.

~ Valerie J. Lewis Coleman

In his experience with women, it was difficult to recover once things began to go wrong--once they had unreasonably decided that you were a person with whom they were not under any circumstances ever going to have sex.

~ John Lanchester

I never know what I’m going to want to curl up in bed with.” I shrug.“How about a man?” she retorts.

~ Alexandra Potter

It wasn’t because you weren’t beautiful, talented, funny, creative or had everything in common. It was because some men prefer plain vanilla ice cream. It’s predictable and a safe choice. Confident and adventurous men prefer the complexity and layers of a sundae, even the ones sprinkled with a little bit of nuts on top.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Adeline was really rather charming, she always had a man in her life, but it never worked out: either they were nice but she didn't find them very exciting; or they were exciting but she didn't find them particularly nice, or they were neither nice nor exciting and she wondered why she was with them at all. She found a way of making the exciting men nicer and that was by leaving them. But then, they weren't exciting anymore either.

~ François Lelord

But I tended not to date men who ever showed up for me.

~ Kimberly Novosel

All those men who end up disappointing you. After a while, you don't even want to have feelings anymore. You just want to get on with your life.

~ Candace Bushnell

Everyone isn't going to embrace your value, but that doesn't mean you need to go and change your price.

~ Stephan Labossiere

Im looking for a girl who's fun to be around.

~ Ross Lynch

A man of worth is a man that sees the worth in others more than himself.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Do you know how hard it is to paint kindness?” She leaned her hip against a desk in the corner of the room, still watching me. “It’s the only part of a person I really want to capture. Everything else seems to get lost in layers of deception or defensiveness. But not kindness. You can’t hide it. And people either are or they aren’t.

~ Laura Anderson Kurk

Date a girl who travels they said, but please, know that you will never tame her nor keep her. Because she’ll never sign her letters off with a “your truly” - but always with a “see you when I see you

~ Lauren Klarfeld

The destination is not the journey. The destination is the person you choose to enjoy the journey with.

~ Shannon L. Alder

If you can't love me in my rugs, you don't deserve me in my riches

~ Bernard Kelvin Clive

The thought of being completely dependent disturbs people till the moment their eyes are opened to reality.

~ Auliq Ice

...sometimes I get tired. Sometimes I get bored. And sometimes all I want, more than anything else in the world, is to go on a freaking date.

~ Kiersten White

Don’t put all of your focus on dating. Typically, if you’re involved in outside activities and causes that you are passionate about, chances are that you’re meeting people with similar interests.

~ Auliq Ice

You’re not discontent for wanting to be in a relationship, you’re just human.

~ Cole Ryan

It is better to be alone then to be in a relationship, while you are trying to figure out what love means to you.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Sooo, I'm tired of people thinking I'm a freak. I know you can't relate to that but -Get over it already, will ya? Candace stood. You're not Smellody anymore. You're pretty. You can get hot guys now. Tanned ones with good vision. Not geeky hose jousters. She shut the window. Don't you ever want to use your lips as something other than veneer protectors?Melody felt a familiar pinch behind her eyes. Her throat dried. Her eyes burned. And then they came. Like salty little paratroopers, tears descended en masse. She hated Candace thought she had never made out with a boy. But how could she convince a seventeen-year-old with more dates than a fruitcake that Randy the Starbucks cashier (aka Scarbucks, because of his acne scars) was a great kisser? She couldn't.

~ Lisi Harrison

If another man wanted me, I was valuable. I was esteemed, no matter that it wasn't self-esteem.

~ Stephanie Klein

The only love you have to prove in life is your love of God and helping others. Anyone that can't see that has proven themselves to be unworthy of your time because why would you spend your life with someone that can't tell the difference between a diamond and dirt?

~ Shannon L. Alder

Use the darkness of your past to propel you to a brighter future.

~ Donata Joseph

If you are in a bad relationship with anyone else, it is because you are in a bad relationship with yourself.

~ Abiola Abrams

It is better to stay single and wait for the one that makes sense then to marry someone that makes absolutely no sense. The moment you settle is when the one person that makes all the sense in the world shows up and Satan sits back and enjoys your spiritual meltdown.

~ Shannon L. Alder

I just figured that was the life I picked, so I had to make the most of it.

~ Claire Cook

The treasure shouldn't do the hunting, and you're a treasure.

~ Ed Asner

If you have to convince someone that you are their soulmate then you didn't realize the thousand other guys applying for the job.

~ Shannon L. Alder

no girl can permanently bolster up a lame-duck visitor, because these day it's every girl for herself.

~ F. Scott Fitzgerald

You know what?” he whispered, out of breath, “You’re about to be in a whole lot of trouble. We probably better go.

~ Laney Smith

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own.

~ Shannon L. Alder

The biggest lie women tell themselves about men: When I get what I want, I will be happy.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Now who is wrong and who is right about the dating advice?

~ Deyth Banger