A spouse is someone you can live with, a soulmate is someone you can't live without.
~ Matshona Dhliwayo
The only time I hold my wife's hand tightly is when my wallet is in her other hand.
Marriage is a full time job, a good one comes with full benefits.
If you want the most beautiful fish in the sea, make sure you have the most appealing bait.
Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.
Love is a hook; the moment a man swallows it, a woman knows she has him forever.
Being married is effortless, being happily married takes work.
Don't constantly make angry your wife. Once she throws you out of her heart, there is no appeal
~ Bangambiki Habyarimana
The path to marital bliss is to begin each day with a kiss.
There are no speed limits on the road to love, that is why some arrive instantly.
Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.
A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.
There are no stoplights on love’s road, that is why many accidentally fall into it.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend until love introduces her to her soulmate.
My wife does not need the whole country to play politics with. We are only the two of us at home but she plays the highest form of politics with me. That’s why I don't understand her ways. I think I need to do a bit of political science to understand her
If you are waiting for the perfect spouse, you are waiting for the perfect disappointment.
The poorest man you can marry is not the one who lacks money, but the one who lacks character.
A virtuous spouse adds years to your life, a wise one adds decades, but a loving one adds an eternity to your life.
Happy is he who marries the woman he wants, happier is he who marries the woman he needs, and happiest is he who marries the woman he wants and needs.
Make your wife happier, children wiser, yourself kinder, and you will make your life better.
Soulmates don’t choose each other, fate chooses them.
A man should not compete with his wife in talk but in silence
Married life is not for the faint hearted. Sometimes it can look like an ugly battlefield
Sometimes divorce is the best thing that can happen to marriage
Before marriage a man prays that she accepts, after marriage a woman prays that he accepts
I came into marriage with love but when I got there she refused the dictatorship and fled away, I and my wife are looking for her. Anyone who finds her please contact us. We swear not to harm her again
Nothing annoys in this world as a nagging wife
Before marriage man prays that god give him a wife, after marriage he prays that god save him from her.
Wife: a former girlfriend
You don't need a great cathedral for a great marriage. All you need is fate to be on your side
Husband: a former boyfriend
After a long time in laboratories, psychologists have discovered the holy grail of a happy marriage: I applied it and it didn't work
Marriage is but a consolidation of resources
Never advise a man against his wife or a wife against his husband. When they come together again you will be the archenemy. When they separate, the fault will all be yours
An angry wife can be more frightening than an army of disgruntled soldiers.
Marrying a stupid person is a reflection of your thoughtlessness.Marrying a clever person is a reflection of your intelligence.Marrying a wise person is a reflection of your shrewdness.Marrying a virtuous person is a reflection of your uprightness.
A wife who discomforts you with truth is better than a mistress who massages you with lies.
Listening to your wife is intelligence, hearing every word she doesn't say is wisdom.
Love that causes you pain is better than hate that brings you pleasure.
Follow your heart only if it has your mind's feet.
