Sex Quotes

Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.

~ Andrew Smith

Don't ever think you're better than a drug addict, because your brain works the same as theirs. You have the same circuits. And drugs would affect your brain in the same way it affects theirs. The same thought process that makes them screw up over and over again would make you screw up over and over as well, if you were in their shoes. You probably already are doing it, just not with heroin or crack, but with food or cigarettes, or something else you shouldn't be doing.

~ Oliver Markus

That was not sex. That was naked poetry.

~ Hank Moody

Oh, we had a lot of sex back then in Montreal; it wasn’t just me. Blame it on the cold. The roses in everyone’s cheeks made them seem way more appealing than they actually were. We confused the indoors with intimacy and electric heating with connection.

~ Heather O'neill

A man grows weary of having no lovers but his fingers.

~ George R.r. Martin

Love is a relation that starts before you are born and survives even after you die...

~ Deepanshu Saini

She'd stutter all the reasons why she shouldn't, shaking her head adamantly. But her body..her body would grow hot with excitement. She'd get wet at the thrill of it. So fucking wet that i'd smell her, telling me she's not even wearing panties to smother her spicy scent. When my hand touched hers, still clutched to her chest, she'd flinch but she wouldn't pull away. She'd let me guide it between her swollen breasts and down to her flat belly, brushing the bit of exposed skin where the hem of her shirt rides up. Then I'd let her fingers play with the jewel in her navel, manipulating each digit as if that diamond-studded barbell was her clit. Demonstrating how I would stroke it for her.

~ S.l. Jennings

Sticks and Stones may break my bones,but whips and chains excite me.So throw me down, tie me up,and show me how you like me.

~ Skye Eagleday

Sleep. It’s like sex. You know it’s good, but you don’t know just how good until you’re not getting any.

~ R.j. Keller

I CAME INTO THIS WORLD TO ROB YOUR HEART, IN THE SAME WAY AS YOU CAME INTO THIS WORLD TO ROB MY VIRGINITY. ~Emily

~ Pet Torres

I think it takes some terrible or great event to fuse two people together without inhibition. Without heat or shock, it can't be done. I believe that's why sexual love, which needn't be, is so intensely intertwined with sin.

~ Mark Helprin

However, I have an enormous desire to change his way of life and try to re-educate him with the ingredient called ardent affection.~Emily

~ Pet Torres

In the beginning Dave and Marlene’s relationship had been fantastic. The sex was amazing. There were other good things too of course, but Dave couldn't always remember exactly what they were. But the sex had been off the scale.

~ Jackson Radcliffe

Is my coitus whimsically inventive?

~ Chuck Lorre

His jeans, soft against her legs, made her realize that twice tonight they'd done the deed with him more dressed than not. She liked such desperation in a man.

~ Marilyn Pappano

A beautiful woman can have almost any man she wants. A rich man can have almost any woman he wants.

~ Oliver Gaspirtz

Love, he does not know this word, and worse, he does not know that feeling in his existence. ~Emily

~ Pet Torres

Aw, so he used you as a penis cozy and then left? Guys are pigs.

~ Thomm Quackenbush

There was no way to kiss her like a good boy. You could start out that way, but you always ended up on the other side of the tracks. If you hated her, it didn’t make any difference; it worked just the same.

~ Charles Williams

You have damaged me! He finally murmurs with his hoarse voice. I gave up earning $ 40,000.00 tonight! ~Larsson TIGER

~ Pet Torres

All women like to think they‟re special. Even the ones that aren‟t.

~ Alice Walsh

..if you put people on a diet, they start thinking about food. Or if you make someone stop smoking, all they think about is cigarettes. It seems logical enough to me that if you tell a person he can't have sex, he's going to be obsessive about the subject. Then to give him the power to tell other people how to run their sex lives, well, that's just asking for trouble. In a way, it's like having a blind person teach Art History, isn't it?

~ Donna Leon

It's hard to fuck your girlfriend when she's fucked up and you're not. It's harder than the skee-ball they used to have at the Plaza arcade, all that agony over a fuzzy piece.

~ Sam Lipsyte

Do it, SENATOR! And it will be the end of your career! Everyone will love to know of a scandal involving a senator who loves abusing luxury prostitutes. ~Larsson

~ Pet Torres

Her mouth was soft and moist, and she came to me like a dachshund jumping into your lap.

~ Charles Williams

The hell with her, I wouldn’t go back. But wouldn’t I? What about later on? Keeping the thought of her out of that bleak hotbox of a room was going to be like trying to dam a river with a tennis racket.

~ Charles Williams

Harry,” she said, her voice a little thick with the whisky. “You found the way, didn’t you?” What’s so wonderful about it? I thought. Dogs do.

~ Charles Williams

I want to have a record of your nudity in one of my works of art.~Larsson TIGER

~ Pet Torres

A man's love for a woman is not defined by his availability in bed, but by every ingredient he adds to improve the taste of the relationship.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

And in the stillness before dawn, on the brink of a war that could tear us apart, our auras danced and twined in the darkness, coiling around each other until they finally merged, becoming one.

~ Julie Kagawa

Sexual satisfaction is a dissatisfaction to the spiritual life.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

The point of tantric sex was supposedly to harness sexual energy to awaken higher consciousness. It was just like yoga, but way more fun.

~ Jackson Radcliffe

Don't run around looking for someone who can sexually satisfy you, run around and look for the book which will intellectually satisfy you.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

If a woman's vagina was hell fire, then alot of sex maniacs would prefer to spend their eternity in hell.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

At moments when Herman fantasized about a new metaphysics, or even a new religion, he based everything on the attraction of the sexes. In the beginning was lust. The godly, as well as the human, principle is desire. Gravity, light, magnetism, thought may be aspects of the same universal longing. Suffering, emptiness, darkness are nothing more than interruptions of a cosmic orgasm that grows forever in intensity...

~ Isaac Bashevis Singer

I hung a picture of him above my bed and learned by hand the internal workings of the female combustion engine.

~ Shannon Celebi

You opened the door and I instantly got suckedinto your eyes like tiny vacuums.

~ Shannon Lynette

Never sleep with anyone whose troubles are worse than your own.

~ Ross Macdonald

Your presence resembles a dirty martini,she only drinks it when she’s thirsty.

~ Shannon Lynette

To all ladies who like offering sex to a man in the first few weeks of dating, this is what happens: Once he penetrates you, he will start seeing invisible spots on your face, which means that the honor and respect is gone! And now he would be targeting another cheap meat, and if he can buy it, then he concludes that all women are whore. If he continues to exploit women, then your name will be among the list of his thousand of whores.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson