Carroll Bryant Quotes

Know who you are, and be it. Know what you want, and go out and get it!

~ Carroll Bryant

Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out.

~ Carroll Bryant

The moment you stop trying to become a better person, is the moment you start to become worse than what you already are.

~ Carroll Bryant

The only thing standing between you and your dreams is ... reluctance.

~ Carroll Bryant

Nothing is as it seems, but something is everything it is made out to be.

~ Carroll Bryant

Believe in the wonderment of life, the magic of love, and the reality of death.

~ Carroll Bryant

A sin is nothing more than regret. Not for doing it once, but doing it again when you know you’re going to regret it.

~ Carroll Bryant

Listen. Jennifer reverted, I didn't mean anything by all of that before. I understand what you were trying to do and ... She struggled for the right words. Sweetie, like love, people don't live inside of life, life lives inside of you. Open yourself up to it and there's no stopping your heart.

~ Carroll Bryant

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.

~ Carroll Bryant

This isn't your world. It's your parents. Your world is still out there, waiting to be discovered. Always remember that.

~ Carroll Bryant

Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning.

~ Carroll Bryant

Mary approaches her before she is able to reach her station. Hello Lily. Get anything special for Christmas?Just the usual. She answers. Shattered dreams.

~ Carroll Bryant

Lily looks back down at the necklace in her hand that Kavita had given her. It must have cost a fortune.It did. He confirms. Though not nearly as much as you're worth.Lily looks up at him. Don't say that. You hurt me everytime you speak.

~ Carroll Bryant

The white lily stands for purity. Artists for centuries have pictured the angel Gabriel coming to the virgin Mary with a spray of lillies in his hand, to announce that she is to be the mother of the Turks.

~ Carroll Bryant

I never fail. It's just that the people around me succeed more than I.

~ Carroll Bryant

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

~ Carroll Bryant

One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.

~ Carroll Bryant

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

~ Carroll Bryant

What goes up must come down. Which is why we invented Viagra, to make it stay up a little longer.

~ Carroll Bryant

All I wanted for Christmas was a New Years Eve party that I would never forget. Too bad I got too drunk to remember it.

~ Carroll Bryant

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat?

~ Carroll Bryant

When it comes to being famous, you’re usually the last to know, and the first to deny it. Unless you were already famous in your head. In which case, party on, Wayne! Party on, Garth!

~ Carroll Bryant

I don't like to give up on people when they need someone not to give up on them.

~ Carroll Bryant

Cool people are only cool for the first thirty minutes of knowing them. After that, they just become annoying.

~ Carroll Bryant

I saw America's economy last night, people raiding dumpsters at a higher rate than normal in my home town. Digging through garbage shouldn't be a career. Thanks Democrats. Thanks Republicans.

~ Carroll Bryant

No matter how many plans you make or how much in control you are, life is always winging it.

~ Carroll Bryant

If you want to dance the dance then you better learn the steps, the world has enough pretenders. If you want to practice sex then you better find a partner, and to love you must surrender.

~ Carroll Bryant

I think a person can do one of two things in life ... make your own choices despite the past or let your past make your choices for you. Very few poeple go through life completely untouched by something bad. It's just up to the individual on how much of that bad you want to define who you are where it should be that YOU define who you are.

~ Carroll Bryant

To which hand do I choose to strike with when both hands are guided by the same heart?

~ Carroll Bryant

I feel like I am either on the cusp of something great, or standing on the edge of my abyss, discovering something brand new, or uncovering somebody elses lost imagination.

~ Carroll Bryant

Girls are always complaining that they can never meet a nice guy. Nice guys are everywhere. The problem isn’t that there aren't any nice guys, the problem is that all of the nice guys are ugly.

~ Carroll Bryant

If they're not going to respect you, then they best damn well fear you.

~ Carroll Bryant

Some people make things happen. Some people watch things happen. And then there are those who wonder, 'What the hell just happened?

~ Carroll Bryant

There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place

~ Carroll Bryant

Luck is the bastard child of Fate and Destiny.

~ Carroll Bryant

Today I feel like I did tomorrow.

~ Carroll Bryant

Smoking will probably kill me, but so will natural selection.

~ Carroll Bryant

Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.

~ Carroll Bryant

The thing I want to write most is the next thing I write.

~ Carroll Bryant

The last word of love is ... goodbye.

~ Carroll Bryant