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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

~ Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck Amusing Funny Humor

You didn't kill him. He would have killed you, but you didn't kill him.So? He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.

~ Tamora Pierce

Tamora Pierce Alanna Amusing Philosophy Tamora Pierce

The Dimwit's Guide to the Female Mind might assist your efforts in understanding human females. But it must be pointed out that this subject can be a dangerous adventure and should be undertaken with extreme caution. After all, human males have been trying to understand their females for generations, and most of the time they come away from these encounters looking like someone stuck their tails into an electric socket.

~ Anne Bishop

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The Devil answer'd: bray a fool in a morter with wheat, yet shall not his folly be beaten out of him; if Jesus Christ is the greatest man, you ought to love him in the greatest degree; now hear how he has given his sanction to the law of ten commandments: did he not mock at the sabbath, and so mock the sabbaths God? murder those who were murder'd because of him? turn away the law from the woman taken in adultery? steal the labor of others to support him? bear false witness when he omitted making a defense before Pilate? covet when he pray'd for his disciples, and when he bid them shake off the dust of their feet against such as refused to lodge them? I tell you, no virtue can exist without breaking these ten commandments; Jesus was all virtue, and acted from impulse, not from rules.

~ William Blake

William Blake Amusing Heresy Iconoclasm Intuitive Ethics Religion Sophistry

Careful with the accusations of insanity, oh my lady whose home is a tower with windows of brick, all for the sake of some skinny-ankled, laugh-prone boy of a khan.

~ Shannon Hale

Shannon Hale Amusing Funny

You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently it’s not amusing enough.” “I’ll try to include a joke between ‘he bled to death’and ‘the city burned’.”Machaon responded tersely.

~ Sulari Gentill

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Soon she cried and farted herself to sleep.

~ Louise Erdrich

Louise Erdrich Amusing Funny Reality

The rules of physics are, in some cases, suspiciously anthropic.

~ Charles Stross

Charles Stross Amusing Physics Science Science Fiction

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

~ Douglas Adams

Douglas Adams Amusing Confusion Effect Humour Service Waiter Zaphod Beeblebrox

He sat staring before him, seeing nothing but a long line of Mortimers, inexhaustable and prolific to the end of time.

~ Edith Pargeter

Edith Pargeter Amusing Family Rivalry

There was a spring in his carefully measured step. He opened the door and let the sunlight in, as if opening himself up, letting pent-up energy out and, letting the world enter inside- letting the light illuminate him. It was strange to see him like that, a tad amusing perhaps. He had thought it over. He had decided to welcome me with happiness and joy and to present his best self to me, whenever I decide to come.

~ Ashay Abbhi

Ashay Abbhi Amusing Happiness Joy Self Strange Wait Welcome

Me too, Arch,” Jeremiah said. “I want an answer about my request to transfer. Even now, my balls are shrinking in anticipation of going back out in the cold. I said I'd give my life protecting humanity, but my balls were never in the bargain.

~ Rose Wynters

Rose Wynters Amusing Funny Humor Paranormal Romance Urban Fantasy Fantasy

Sincerity and gravity, in Magnus's opinion, were highly overrated, as was being forced to relive unpleasant memories. He would much rather be amused and amusing.

~ Cassandra Clare

Cassandra Clare Amused Amusing Gravity Memory Sincerity

Some days I don't know what is greater.My wisdom, or my stupidity.

~ Sanober Khan

Sanober Khan Amusing Introspection Life Lessons Life Quotes Poet Poetry Quotes Poets Stupidity Thoughts Truth Wisdom Wise Words

These days, all I ask of Fate is that the people she hurls into my life, whether they are evil or good, or morally bipolar, should be amusing to one degree or another. This is a big request to make of busy Fate, who has billions of lives to keep in constant turmoil.

~ Dean Koontz

Dean Koontz Amusing Entertaining Fate Odd Thomas

April 43rd 2000Today is the day of great triumph. There is a king of Spain. He has been found at last. That king is me. I only discovered this today. Frankly, it all came to me in a flash.

~ Nikolai Gogol

Nikolai Gogol Amusing Insanity Madness Sad

The coining of their new catch-phrase 'homophiliac' displayed in contrast to 'homophobic' was rather amusing, though to think that they believe it means anything different to 'homophobic' is just facetious. It's like someone trying to create a difference in definition between 'genocide' and 'ethnic cleansing' - or to make the one look better or less reprehensible than the other.

~ Christina Engela

Christina Engela Amusing Believe Catch Phrase Coining Contrast Definition Difference Different Displayed Ethnic Cleansing Facetious Genocide Homophiliac Homophobic Reprehensible

Wil ate without enthusiasm. His bacon tasted like nothing. Like a dead animal, fried. His eggs, aborted chickens.

~ Max Barry

Max Barry Amusing Appetite Food Lexicon

The choices that women make sometimes seems provoking and at the same time amusing. I once met a lady who said she liked my amusing facial expression.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

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Allah protect us,' Bold said politely. Then, in Arabic, 'In the name of God, the merciful, the compassionate.' In his years in Temur's army he had learned to be as much a Muslim as anyone. The Buddha did not mind what you said to be polite.

~ Kim Stanley Robinson

Kim Stanley Robinson Amusing Buddhism Religion

And then came the three-toed sloth. Stupid sloth. It was a crazy-looking beastie, all arms and bristling grey fur; its body was a blob, the kind of shape a six-year-old would draw for a pig, and its face was flattened like a racoon that had run full tilt into a brick wall. A triangular stub of a nose jutted out at an angle beneath a fringe that must have been difficult to see through. In fact, from side-on it looked disturbingly like John Lennon.

~ Tony James Slater

Tony James Slater Amusing Animals Fun Funny Sloth True Love

Before We BeginIs Your Bug A nice clean original car that looks almost like itleft the showroom yesterday?P.S. All work should be carried out in consultation with a reliable workshop manual with regard to torque settings, gaps, procedures, sequences disassembly, reassembly, where to hide the leftover parts, etc. I will accept no responsibility for anything resulting fromyou or anybody else trying anything as described in this document whatsoever – but if it works or you end up with some amusing stories to tell someone else’s grandchildren, please feel free to drop me a line. (No death threats please.)Sincerely,Christina Engela

~ Christina Engela

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He slammed the door shut in Ian's face, the lock clicking into place. Ian hit it again with his fist before roaring, “If I were a pervert, I'd be looking for something a damn bit more attractive than you, jackass. And definitely someone that smelled alive.

~ Rose Wynters

Rose Wynters Amusing Argument Fight Funny

What the hell?” Ian asked, holding his hands over the front of his Christmas briefs. Sara had ordered them from the Internet, and he'd worn them to please her. Too bad there hadn't been enough time for the underwear to meet with an unfortunate accident. A lot could be blamed on a washing machine.

~ Rose Wynters

Rose Wynters Amusing Christmas Funny Laughter

Go, prick thy face and over-red thy fear,Thou lily-livered boy.

~ William Shakespeare

William Shakespeare Amusing Insult Macbeth Shakespeare

What a cool name. Where'd you get it?I've always had it.

~ Marie Landry

Marie Landry Amusing Funny Funny Quotes Hilarious Laugh Lol Love It

I'm sorry if me being turned on turns you on.

~ Kirsty Moseley

Kirsty Moseley Amusing Angel Kirsty Moseley Liam Turned On

I cried because I was so beautiful.

~ Victoria Kann

Victoria Kann Amusing Vanity
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