Oh, is that my report, father?' said Mike, with a sort of sickly interest, much as a dog about to be washed might evince in his
~ P.g. Wodehouse
Everything that can be invented has been invented.
~ Charles H. Duell (1899)
Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent dinner by hook or crook.So that's just a humus humor spread.
~ Ana Claudia Antunes
Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.
Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.
All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.
~ Carl R White
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With my knives.
~ Sarah J. Maas
Dont act like you are walking around with a Tshirt that says I give Up! on the front and on the back saying I never started trying!People can bring you down, situations happen, YOU can feel like Life is the shittiest thing to deal with. BLAH BLAH BLAH..If you're walking through Hell, keep going! Everyday there's a new challenge. Face it! Deal with it! Move on! To every problem there is a solution or a way around it.. Stop being a sour mongral and think life owes you something..No one will do anything for you these days. Start fighting. Get rid of ALL the shit people in your Life. Grow some balls of steel and work progressively through everything. Step by Step or what ever mad method you have to get you back in line again.Who cares, if people don't like you, BURN that mother of a bridge down. It was never meant to be.. Build New ones! Many roads to cross and new paths on life to Explore..It starts with YOU.. And if people want to judge you, tell them to F/O and look in the mirror. Time for a new game.. It's called Take over the World WHOOOP WHOOOP!!
~ Timothy Padayachee
O woman, father says natural is beautifulso why do you redden your cheeks and blacken your eyes?Why do you remove the hair on your legsand draw them into your brows?Why do you hold your breathlest your stomach showand hold your fartlest they knowthat you’re a human? O woman, father says natural is beautifulso why do you straighten your hairto curl it nextand pretend to orgasm so they think you enjoyed the sex?Why do you dumb yourself downand push your breasts up?Why do you smile when you’re told toand love when you don’t want to?When? When will you stop, woman? Father says natural is beautifulbut that is doubtfulfor what does father knowhe’s only a fellow.
~ Kamand Kojouri
In the still of the night, when you are serenely falling asleep and an epiphany suddenly hits you. Roll your ass off that bed and start typing because that fleeting moment will never pass by you again...You can sleep when your dead!!!
~ Racheal Lachman
We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.
If you don’t like your appearance, then change it, but don’t keep doing nothing and then complaining about it, because it’s bo
~ Sharon Kendrick
Old Enochian running on neural wetware is not the fastest procedural language ever invented, and it’s semantics make AppleScript look like a thing of elegance and beauty
~ Charles Stross
The pleasant fact is that the British are not much good at violent crime except in fiction, which is of course as it should be.
~ Bill Bryson
While the Saint, when it was necessary to play the part, could assume an aspect of proud or unprincipled poverty that would evoke a responsive twang from any normal heartstring, his usual appearance, fortunately or unfortunately, suggested a person who was so far on the other side of having been born with a silver spoon in his mouth that he must have been seriously shocked when he first learned that gold spoons were not standard issue.
~ Leslie Charteris
She didn't tear him a whole new one for having fucked up the scene by walking all over it so much as she pointed out where, exactly, the new one would be torn if he messed it up again.
~ Michael G. Williams
So no get out of jail free card huh?” Ingra doesn't say a word I hear groaning behind me it's Tria she slowly gets up “How did we get here?!” Tria tries to keep her voice calm
~ Charon Lloyd-Roberts
Canada is the place where maple syrup is its own food group.
~ Jenny Mcwha
No one needs Independence. We all just need tea and air conditioners.
~ Michelle Franklin
Oh Lass, I’m not going full out R rated for Alex, trust me,” he emphasized and rolled his eyes. “No, no. I’m doing this for you, so you feel luscious, and if it should jolt Raf out of his comfort zone, bonus!
~ Melanie Bennett
When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: “I wish no gifts, only presence.
~ Unknown
Ingra just kept a straight face he hoped Vilenthe was joking. “Anyway.” Ingra tried to bring the topic full circle
I was distracted, thinking about what she'd said, until she got to this last part. Sherman? I said.She nodded. That's John and Craig's friend. He's visiting from Shreveport.Sherman from Shreveport? I said. This is the guy you're determined I go out
~ Sarah Dessen
He was the sort of person who stood on mountaintops during thunderstorms in wet copper armour shouting 'All the Gods are bastards.
~ Terry Pratchett
The harder I work, the luckier I become.
There have been times on this trip I’ve been convinced that GPS was wrong.
~ Chris Robb
There is no more thrilling sensation I know of than sailing. It comes as near to flying as man has got to yet - except in dreams.
~ Jerome K. Jerome
Five hundred years ago the notoriously savvy Henry VIII discovered an elegant way to solve both his theological problems and his personal liquidity crisis —he dissolved the monasteries and nicked all their land.
~ Ben Aaronovitch
Basically what Ingra is saying is trust him he knows what to do despite us probably dying soon.” Tria chimed in “Right...” Pantiel replied
Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs, some wear one to conceal their age.
The English summer is never far away, it's just above the clouds.
~ Benny Bellamacina
Most people do not mind dying, as long as that does not happen today.
Immediately after a divorce or a breakup, your mind whispers that there are plenty more fish in the sea, while your heart shouts that there is only one whoever-you-just-divorced-or-broke-up-with.
US government button specifications run to twenty-two pages. This fact on its own yields a sense of what it is like to design garments for the Army.
~ Mary Roach
Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.
Some of the people we feel sorry for feel sorry for us for thinking that they are the ones who should be felt sorry for.
Roger was like the Edgar Allen Poe of stupid people. He'd been making movies about women who were dead or dying, who didn't have much to say, for as long as his stringy hair had been ponytailed into a cliché.
~ Alison Umminger
