Men Quotes

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~ Dorothy L. Sayers

There was an art to the male posterior. That's all there was to it.

~ Sarah Addison Allen

What their scorned, over-fucked mothers never teach them is this: men can be hurt, too.

~ Darnell Lamont Walker

If there was some way of knowing which boys were likely to turn out to be decent men, boys that could love us back as passionately as we felt we could love them, then we could banish the likelihood of divorce and unhappiness to a statistically unlikely outcome.

~ Belinda Jeffrey

If women had power, what would men be but women who can't bear children? And what would women be but men who can?...I mean, men give her [a queen] power. They let her use their power. But it isn't hers, is it? It isn't because she's a woman that she's powerful, but despite it.

~ Ursula K. Le Guin

Results for A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet

~ Helen Rowland

If he's like any other man I've ever met, it's not my smile he's going to be looking at.

~ Brad Thor

The wild women in his lap,' my father enthused, 'laying their breasts on his head.'There was a moment of stunned silence. Then my mother spoke slowly, with an edge to her voice. 'I think you mean wild beasts laying their heads in his lap.''Do I?

~ Patrick Rothfuss

This is a perfect example of how entirely out of hand the women in this country have gotten. You act like men aren't anything more than extraneous amusements, little toys to keep you entertained.

~ Susan Elizabeth Phillips

It is natural for our unamiable sex to dislike the creatures, for you ladies lavish so many caresses upon them.

~ Anne Brontë

I like simple men and complicated women.

~ Don Delillo

Submissive men, men who desire to serve as consensual slaves, are on one of the most difficult journeys in the world today, because they have rejected patriarchal privilege and embraced their own heart's calling instead.

~ Tammyjo Eckhart

The Y Chromosome, organized religion and money are the roots of all evil.

~ William Hageman

All those men who end up disappointing you. After a while, you don't even want to have feelings anymore. You just want to get on with your life.

~ Candace Bushnell

If you find a man who trusts you, who isn't afraid, who sees you for who you are, and if it feels like he knows you for who it is that you simply are, and thinks all of that is beautiful; know that you have found a rare thing.

~ C. Joybell C.

The best way to hold a man is in your arms.

~ Mae West

The will of God, to which the law gives expression, is that men should defeat their enemies by loving them.

~ Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Men lie the most,women tell the biggest lies.

~ Chris Rock

Men are most virile and attractive between the ages of 35 and 55. Under 35 a man has too much to learn, and I don't have time to teach him.

~ Hedy Lamarr

If you want a man who's commited, go look in a mental hospital.

~ Alexandra Potter

Take pride away from a man and you might as well run a knife through his heart.

~ Julie Garwood

... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything.

~ E.a. Bucchianeri

Behind every successful woman, there's a big prick.

~ James Patterson

Both men had made her feel as if she were the one who was at fault, a typically masculine reaction to a woman who was able to act independently of them.

~ Flora Kidd

I have never seen a wrestling match or prize fight, and I don't want to. When I find out a man is interested in these sports, I drop him.

~ Hedy Lamarr

You’re a guy. It’s typical for your sex to want to conquer every eligible girl you see.

~ Kristin R. Campbell

Sam Littleton was a beautiful woman who would try to play women's games. That meant that if he asked her if she was upset with him about something, she would do what women all do at such times: She would deny that anything was wrong, then continue acting as if something was wrong, in hopes that he would do what men always do at such times -beg for an explanation, agonise over the answer, ask for hints, and agonise a little more.

~ Judith Mcnaught

Stimulated by the juice, I believe, men have even been known to ride alligators.

~ P.g. Wodehouse

Men need to be needed. When we are needed, we feel powerful. We thrive on helping a woman who needs us.

~ C.t.

We do tend to overreact when we feel threatened. Men, I mean.

~ Keira Grant

I munched a carrot, then broke off a piece of bread and teamed it with another bite of salmon. Every single bit could be a different taste sensation. It was like men. Each was unique. Most had some great qualities, the majority had a few disappointing ones, and a few were total losers.

~ Susan Fox

Men can go to hell! I’ll meet them there.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

Il arrive un âge où ils ne sont plus séduisants, ni «en forme», comme on dit. Ils ne peuvent plus boire et ils pensent encore aux femmes; seulement ils sont obligés de les payer, d'accepter des quantités de petites compromissions pour échapper à leur solitude. Ils sont bernés, malheureux. C'est ce moment qu'ils choisissent pour devenir sentimentaux et exigeants… J'en ai vu beaucoup devenir ainsi des sortes d'épaves. A time comes when they are no longer attractive or in good form. They can't drink any more, and they still hanker after women, only then they have to pay and make compromises in order to escape from their loneliness: they have become just figures of fun. They grow sentimental and hard to please. I haveseen many who have gone the same way.

~ Françoise Sagan

When you make a man ashamed, you make him dangerous.

~ Chris Cleave

Broken boys are dangerous, but broken men are lovely.

~ Dominic Riccitello

A man is never so weak as when a woman is telling him how strong he is.

~ Anonymous

Commuter - One who spends his life in riding to and from his wife a man who shaves and takes a train and then rides back to shave again.

~ E. B. White

Eve left Adam to meet the Devil in private.

~ Alexander Pope

I should like to see any kind of a man distinguishable from a gorilla that some good and even pretty woman could not shape a husband out of.

~ Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.

~ Jane Austen