More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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But, you must remember, whatever you eat, make sure you have at least one bowl of salad with it.

~ S.a. Tawks

S.a. Tawks Healthy Living Imagination Reading Salad Writing

Kids in aprons appeared, putting tureens of vegetable soup on the tables and plates of boiled eggs, potatoes and lentils, bowls of endive-and-radish salad, small rounds of cheese and loaves of brown bread, all looking quite delicious, in Zoe's opinion.

~ Christine Brodien-Jones

Christine Brodien-Jones Boiled Eggs Brown Bread Cheese Delicious Food Potatoes Salad Vegetable Soup

Every salad you serve is a picture you have painted, a sculpture you have modeled, a drama you have created.

~ Carol Truax

Carol Truax Artistry Composition Food Salad

Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Control Food Image Impression Obesity Overweight Salad

Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment -- I need to see how they dance.''Okay.' She danced, and as she danced, she tried to think of the most delicious salads she could imagine -- with artichokes and sundried tomato and blue cheese dressing, and beets, lots of beets.

~ Nicholson Baker

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A sapient cat looking at humanity's salad garden buffet designed by God would not be seen as so much a paradise if the divine is seen as giving this to intelligent cats. It would be seen as quite the opposite. Since cats use plants as emetics and also lack the ability to taste sweet, Eden would be a rather hellish place. It would be a place where God might send a cat to punish the feline. This is because fruits and vegetation to eat would be a place to eat bland foods that cause one to vomit. It would hardly be a beneficial place for cats if this was a place of divine refuge where death did not exist. Again the immortal state would place cats in a rather hellish environment.

~ Leviak B. Kelly

Leviak B. Kelly Bible Cats Eden Salad

I'm big on tomato mozzarella salad. That's my favorite all-time food.

~ Jan Fields

Jan Fields Favorite Salad Tomato