Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Back in the day, it was either both a mother and her daughter had pubic hair, or the daughter didn’t. Today, in many a case, the mother is the one who doesn’t.
It is in the best interest of the rich to preserve poverty.
Some people will each start investing more of their salary on ‘their’ house and spending less of it on ‘their’ car or cars only when they start being able to take ‘their’ house to work, funerals, weddings, etc.
Some people respect some people only because some people respect them.
When it comes to things such as sugar and rice, most people believe that brown is superior to white. But when it comes to human beings, they believe that the opposite is true.
You cannot force someone to believe something they do not believe, you can only manage to force them to speak or act as if they do.
Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.
You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.
Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.
Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
It was masturbation, not willpower, that made it possible for gazillions of women to walk down the aisle with their reputation and their hymen still intact.
Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating.
Some women do not masturbate for pleasure, they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men (or at least not as much and as frequently as every single male chauvinist and every single misogynist believes).
A man cannot really be called (sexually) confident if he has never bought his woman a vibrator.
Most if not all sexually active people do not really love having sex, they merely love experiencing an orgasm every now and then.
Our parents would not be ‘The best parents in the world’ (to us) if they were not our parents.
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
Some men do not know the father of 'their' children.
The primary goal of a righteous parent who has a daughter is to minimize the number of boys and men for whom their daughter will have willingly opened her legs come her wedding day; the closer to zero, the more righteous they will seem.
Stolen oranges also have Vitamin C. Likewise, a stolen salmon, too, has omega-3 fatty acids.
Some people are so sexually unattractive that the thought of masturbating turns them off.
Coco Chanel is said to have said that a girl should be two things: who and what she is. I say a girl should do two things: what and who she wants.
The real purpose of the opposition is to minimize the amount of money the ruling party will have stolen from the people at the end of its term.
A deep breath is a technique with which we minimize the number of instances where we say what we do not mean … or what we really think.
Some women would not cheat, and some would not have cheated, had they each married a man whom they love … or at least like.
In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a somebody whenever he is in his own yard a man who is a nobody whenever he is in his employer’s yard.
Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.
People who complain about something that they cannot do anything about are as irritating as those who complain about something that they can do something about.
The only way to truly help most drug addicts and most alcoholics is to—instead of them—change reality.
Looks sure can be deceiving: not every ‘ugly’ person is a ‘bad’ person (or is guilty of whatever it is that they are accused of).
Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society’s disapproval.
I’m turned on by women who are comfortable in their own skin, and I’m turned off by those who are uncomfortable in their own shoes.
One of the reasons God did not make a lover for Himself when He made one for Adam is because He knew that fewer people would take Him seriously once He had an ex.
An artist that makes art merely to meet a demand is a slave to what his patrons wants to see, or, hear.
Some artists benefit less from being interviewed than they do from being left alone.
We sometimes reveal how ignorant or bored we were when we read a book by giving it 5-stars.
If e-book readers were invented before print books, (petty things such as) the smell of ink would have been some people’s only reason for not abandoning e-books.
Man is an extremely complex creature: he usually acts in an unselfish manner for selfish reasons.
