There is more to life than making a living. Do not work more than you live.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.
Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves … and other animals.
Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.
There is nothing inherently painful about being cheated on.
We are, or rather our natural desire to evade pain and to attain pleasure is, the primary reason we do or say every single thing we do or say.
If God really valued loyalty, He would have blessed every single believer before He even considered blessing a single nonbeliever.
The fact that you do not trust your spouse or lover doesn’t necessarily mean that they are cheating on you, and the fact that you do doesn’t necessarily mean that they aren’t.
Being called ‘love’ or ‘my love’ by someone doesn’t necessarily mean that you are loved or even liked by them.
For breakfast to be called ‘in bed’ instead of ‘on top of a bed,’ the house in which it is about to be eaten has to have at least two rooms (excluding the kitchen); (at least) three, if it has a bathroom.
When you love someone, you end up caring about each and every person they love. When you hate someone, you end up caring about every single person who hates them.
You cannot really get married by mistake. You can only marry the wrong person.
Men (who cheat) do not cheat because they are dogs. They are (regarded as) dogs because they cheat.
Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.
In many cases, it was the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that fell for her man.
In some cases, it is the woman’s stomach—not her heart—that has left her man for another.
The reason that man is seldom satisfied with his salary is that when it increases, he increases his expenses.
It is only if the primary or only reason you do what you do is to make money that you will envy every random person who made or makes a lot of money (or money that exceeds what you made or make).
Nothing reminds one of how shitty inequality is more often than the fact that there are companies who make and people who use 1-ply toilet papers.
A poor but confident man is as hard to find as a rich but shy man.
*Prostitution* is a euphemism for rape incidents that the victim and the economy profits from.
The only reason that some people aren’t ashamed of their parents and/or siblings is because they know that we know that they did not choose them.
Millions of deaths would not have happened if it weren’t for the consumption of alcohol. The same can be said about millions of births.
Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.
To increase the odds of being thanked, some people compliment some people; some make kids.
Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.
A specialist’s mind is a slave to his specialization.
With the exception of a gun, starvation is the only thing that is capable of making an insane man lose his mind.
Reality is what people who lack vision see.
Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.
Some women would not have contracted an STD or STDs had they not been on the pill.
Life occasionally humbles us by making us turned on by someone whom we turn off.
When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects, some women treat objects as men.
A paedophile is someone whose sexual attraction towards children their own age did not grow with them.
For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.
One-night stands were invented to free men from worrying about the size of their penis. And to free women from worrying about the size of their stretch marks.
A horny man is seen. A horny woman is heard.
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with, or, the number of things that he is willing to do for a woman.
When coming to sex: First served, first come.
There is a correlation between the number of days since a man last had sex, and, the number of women that he is convinced he is in love with.
