Silly Quotes

Once there was an elephant,Who tried to use the telephant-No! no! I mean an elephoneHe tried to use the telephone-(Dear me! I am not certain quiteThat even now I've got it right.)Howe'er it was, he got his trunkEntangled in the telephunk;The more he tried to get it free, The louder buzzed the telephee-(I fear I'd better drop the songOf elephop and telephong!)

~ Laura Elizabeth Richards

Robot. Is. Sad. Because silly bitch. Will. Not. Dance.

~ Libba Bray

Ragging at its most harmless is embarrassing and silly, but at its worst, it attempts to prevent individual students from independent thinking, attempts, in fact, to eradicate freewill

~ Debalina Haldar

I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.

~ Natalya Vorobyova

What’s that around your neck?” asked Emily. “It’s a golden star.” Said Reed.“What did you get it for?”“Chemistry class.”“What’s the star for?” the shadow asked, Usually stars represent a straight A student. “You get it for having greatness. But Emily doesn’t know what that is.” He said, answering the shadows question and looking at Emily. “Greatness, what’s greatness?” Emily asked, all wide eyed, and clueless looking“It’s when you do really awesome stuff, and people recognize you for it.”“Oh, no” Emily laughed .”No, I don’t know what that is.

~ Rumi Antoinette

I guess I just grew up thinking that when we become adults, we get to do what we love. For work, for fun, forever. I don't know where I got that from. Seems silly now.

~ Crystal Woods

I had a dream about you last night. We were in your old Civic. Nine Inch Nails was turned up on the stereo and I was taking pictures of you behind the wheel with my disposable camera. We went through the drive through at El Pollo Loco, placed an order for a hundred bucks worth of food, and then just drove off at the window. I miss being stupid with you.

~ Crystal Woods

I crack jokes and do silly things not so that people laugh on me but because of me.

~ Aashutosh Murthy

It's okay to be absurd, ridiculous, and downright irrational at times; silliness is sweet syrup that helps us swallow the bitter pills of life.

~ Richelle E. Goodrich

He’s a vampire.” I laughed again, feeling there was no end to the outrageous, ridiculous excuses we were coming up with. “Seriously, it makes sense. He’s always tired and pale, and keeps himself away from people so he won’t bite them....Maybe that’s what he’s doing when he disappears. Getting his fix of blood.

~ J.m. Richards

As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays.

~ M. Beth Bloom

A photograph is a most important document, and there is nothing more damning to go down to posterity than a silly, foolish smile caught and fixed forever.

~ Elizabeth Wallace

Oh don’t be such a fuss pot,” said the fairy, “or I’ll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants!

~ Julie B. Campbell

Jules could have sworn there was a devilish glint in the shopkeepers eye. 'I find today I am in need of a bonnet.'Mr. Postlethwaite was silent. And then his eyes crept toward the marquess's hairline.'It will be a gift for a woman, Mr. Postlethwaite.''Of course, sir.' The marquess wished the 'of course' sounded a bit more sincere. He'd scarcely been in the shop for more than three minutes and already his dignity was fraying.

~ Julie Anne Long

Do you like my brother? And there goes Dan's confidence. He keeps his eyes resolutely on the field. Uh... yes? I mean... I think everyone likes your brother, don't they? She leans over and gives him a little hip check. No, you know what I mean. Do you /like/ him? Dan just states out at the horses, hoping that one of them will do something, anything, to distract this girl from her question. But the horses just keep grazing and Tat continues. 'Cause he likes you. I mean, he likes Jeff, too, but... you can like two people at once, right? Uh... yes? I think you can like two people at once. Yeah. I know it's none of my business or whatever, but... I just wanted to make sure you know... if you like him, that's cool with me. I mean, I like Jeff too, but... you know. Dan has a brief moment of wanting to shake her. No, he /doesn't/ know. Is everything really so clear to everyone but him? Is he just adding extra complications where they don't need to be? Then he remembers that he's talking to a fifteen-year-old girl. Maybe she shouldn't be the arbiter of what's simple or complicated. He realizes that she's still waiting for a response from him. Okay, well... thanks for letting me know. Are you guys going to, like... date?Sweet Jesus, Tat, I don't know! Possibly that's a bit of an overreaction, but she looks more amused than upset. All right, all right.... She gets a mischievous look in her eyes.

~ Kate Sherwood

Some things are so silly they have a certain brilliance to them. Other things, set as standards for brilliance and therefore exalted by many who don't know why, become tarnished because of it.

~ Criss Jami

Hello, Mrs. Tran...I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.

~ Nenia Campbell

I don’t recall either of you asking me, you know I’m a lady and I need to be asked and agree to it.

~ Amanda Kelly

While you were busy trying to prove God stands behind you, God was before me lighting the trail, so he could lead us both.

~ Shannon L. Alder

I'm a Joker. Dangerous and silly at the same time.

~ Nuno Roque

When people say there is no place like home, the first to agree are the homeless.

~ J.r. Rim

It's called the Infinity Effect.

~ Edward M. Wolfe

Oh, how I longed to burst through the doors and go walking through the streets, with my hands open, like weapons!

~ Marcel Béalu

It's always funny that you can try and try again to steal all your critics' ammo, predict their responses, but no matter what, they'll still have a water gun stashed somewhere.

~ Criss Jami

Stupid fate, you suck ass.

~ Cassie Graham

Oh, Gilbert, don't let's ever grow too old and wise... no, not too old and silly for fairyland.

~ L.m. Montgomery

There are only a few things that are more entertaining than watching a cat trying to run across a freshly waxed wood floor after a ball.

~ David C. Holley

Ok.. So are you goin’a let him bluetube your tweeter?

~ Bella Bancroft

I think he fucked me stupid- McKenzie Matthews- Being Beckett's

~ P.s. Berryman

You know on crime shows where they put a sample in a machine, push a button, and it magics them up a description of what it is?”“Ahh yes. I’m familiar”“Like that, but with less magic” Amy squinted, blinked, and shook her head at the screen. “I take it back; this one might actually contain magic

~ Bella Bancroft

When you meet someone you want to know, be very careful on how you sit on the driving seat to examine that person because you may end up putting yourself on a serious examination. Sometimes people lose interest & walk away after a chat because of the type of questions & silly discussions you engage in. Sometimes your highest intelligence end up exposing your foolishness.

~ Uzoma Nnadi

Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before.

~ Shel Silverstein

I love ghosts, I prefer ghosts to some people.

~ Cher

Have you ever been at a point that you don't know what to say? But yet you came up with this crazy idea to type this.

~ Eric Mayes

Which college?''Hmm?''Which college do you go to?'Fletcher nodded. 'Yes.''I'm sorry?''Oh,' Fletcher said, and laughed.Valkyrie's parents looked at Fletcher in near bewilderment. Fletcher looked back at them in total bewilderment. Valkyrie shook her head.

~ Derek Landy

We took off for the tree line, leaving the wounded soldiers to wonder how they'd been beaten by four misfits and a horse.

~ Rachel Sharp

Zoe's mom liked to send silly postcards that made her laugh, but they usually dwindled as the summer wore on.

~ Christine Brodien-Jones

I don't like zombie movies, they're just plain silly.

~ Wayne Gerard Trotman

Snow's table manners are atrocious - it's like watching a wild dog eat. A wild dog you'd like to slip the tongue.

~ Rainbow Rowell

The silly question is the first intimation of some totally new development

~ Alfred North Whitehead