Stupidity Quotes

When I want to be reminded of stupidity, especially my own, I turn on the TV.

~ Dejan Stojanovic

Talk, talk, talk: the utter and heartbreaking stupidity of words.

~ William Faulkner

But the more I think about it, the more I think PC words are a crock of shit. If I want to describe something using a stupid word, I should.

~ Mark A. Rayner

There's no point in arguing with an idiot - save for exposing their stupidity in their own words.

~ Christina Engela

Our lives are businesses that are sometimes run by idiots.

~ Patrick Reinken

Stupidity is a pretence to know unkowns, where as learning is a solution

~ Wilson M. Mukama

It is better to doubt that a concept is stupidly flying under your head than profoundly flying over your head.

~ Criss Jami

I have lived my life backwards as compared to my peers. Everyone did incredibly stupid things as teenagers and pre-teens. I didn't. I was the one telling everybody that they were incredibly stupid. Now that they are all past that stage and we are all much older— I am the one doing incredibly stupid things. I have figured that I've earned that right, by now! You have to earn the right to be stupid.

~ C. Joybell C.

If we're going to be smart, we can't be stupid…!

~ James A. Murphy

Foolishness sleeps soundly, while knowledge turns with each thinking hour, longing for the dawn of answers.

~ Anthony Liccione

The biggest mistake is trusting the wrong people who generally are also the dumbest.

~ Marino Baccarini

Why do women waste their time trying to convince their insecure family members and girlfriends that they are beautiful? Self esteem is not a beauty cream that you can rub all over them and see instant results. Instead, convince them they are not stupid. Every intelligent woman knows outward beauty is a nip, tuck, chemical peel or diet away. If you don't like it, fix it.

~ Shannon L. Alder

Should it happen, that your partner leaves you for someone else with more money. To where later you strike it richer than the person they left you for, and the ex finds out, after losing all and regretting. It was a blessing that it ended. Though money wasn't sufficient then, mostly they were rich with your love, now suffering being broke in both.

~ Anthony Liccione

If you haven’t figured it out yet, an absolutely certain way to lose something as quickly as possible is to forget the privilege you have to possess it in the first place.

~ Craig D. Lounsbrough

The problem is not that people make any bond of affection they like with people they like; the problem is calling that bond of affection love.

~ Daya Kudari

If you are completely surrounded by the enemies, this proves that you are damn stupid in matters of making friends and such a stupidity, such a miserable clumsiness is your biggest enemy!

~ Mehmet Murat Ildan

I should rip your eyes out,” Newt said, spraying Thomas with spit. “Teach you a lesson in stupidity.Why’d you come over here? You expected a bloody hug? Huh? A nice sit-down to talk about the goodtimes in the Glade?

~ James Dashner

Don't let your teeth make you lose respect by permanently keeping them opened for the sake of being friendly.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

A stupid friend can hurt you more than a smart enemy.

~ Erol Ozan

Why is it when I pursue the praises of men I find myself with everything that I’ve looked for but nothing that I need? That’s because I have an extraordinary habit of looking for the wrong thing in the wrong place.

~ Craig D. Lounsbrough

Never bet anything on men’s stupidity and on women’s virginity; the former believe they aren’t, while the latter believe they might be.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

Only a man could come up with something so ruthless, so essentially stupid and yet brutally effective.

~ Liane Moriarty

Kate was never going to understand the extent to which men were stupid.

~ Chris Pavone

Football is not merely a small business, it's also a bad one. Anyone who spends any time inside football soon discovers that just as oil is part of the oil business, stupidity is part of the football business.

~ Simon Kuper

Me?...Stupid?” I fluttered my eyes innocently. “When have I ever done anything stupid?”“Don’t get me wrong, you’re the smartest person I know…” She fought back a smile. “But you have done some of the dumbest things I ever thought possible.”“So you have a point…” I shrugged. “Still not stopping me.

~ M.a. George

People usually will remember people most, for the stupid things they did, than the impressionable ones. This somehow strangely, makes them feel better.

~ Anthony Liccione

I had stood and stared at the webbing of steel then wished for a hole to climb through. The wires had just unraveled without setting off the klaxon. I remembered thinking with a horrible kind of panic that I had somehow done withcraft, and was convinced I was the blackest kind of evil. Then I realized how ridiculous I was being, and figured it was a coincidental gift from the universe, or something.

~ Penelope Fletcher

A best friend is the one person that doesn't leave you worse off by their actions or yours.

~ Shannon L. Alder

The biggest sin in Satanism is not murder, nor is it kindness. It is stupidity.

~ Marilyn Manson

Some days I don't know what is greater.My wisdom, or my stupidity.

~ Sanober Khan

If this man had not twelve thousand a year, he would be a very stupid fellow.

~ Jane Austen

There are only 2 paths to happiness in life. Utter Stupidity or Exceptional Wealth.

~ Ziad K. Abdelnour

If you're perpetually broke, you should be working hard at overcoming stupidity and not getting rich.

~ Taiwo Abraham

As I, my real self, grew older, I entered more and more into the substance of my dreams. One may dream, and even in the midst of the dream be aware that he is dreaming, and if the dream be bad, comfort himself with the thought that it is only a dream. This is a common experience with all of us. And so it was that I, the modern, often entered into my dreaming, and in the consequent strange dual personality was both actor and spectator. And right often have I, the modern, been perturbed and vexed by the foolishness, illogic, obtuseness, and general all-round stupendous stupidity of myself, the primitive.

~ Jack London

The war on Christmas is waged of weakness and fed by vision blinded. It is a war of intellect blunted to stupidity and calling begging at the feet of cowardice.

~ Craig D. Lounsbrough

Don't do anything stupid, they said. Well, it's now or never, I suppose, and stupidity and confidence run a fine line.

~ Rebecca Harris

I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.

~ Will Christopher Baer

If you follow the pescribed way of how people want you to be, then it will be of great relieve if you commit suicide than to be dragged along like a donkey.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

But I still state unhesitatingly, that for pure, vacillating stupidity, for superb incompetence to command, for ignorance combined with bad judgment --in short, for the true talent for catastrophe -- Elphy Bey stood alone. Others abide our question, but Elphy outshines them all as the greatest military idiot of our own or any other day.Only he could have permitted the First Afghan War and let it develop to such ruinous defeat. It was not easy: he started with a good army, a secure position, some excellent officers, a disorganized enemy, and repeated opportunities to save the situation. But Elphy, with the touch of true genius, swept aside these obstacles with unerring precision, and out of order wrought complete chaos. We shall not, with luck, look upon his like again.

~ George Macdonald Fraser

What a queer gamble our existence is. We decide to do A instead of B and then the two roads diverge utterly and may lead in the end to heaven and to hell. Only later one sees how much and how awfully the fates differ. Yet what were the reasons for the choice? They may have been forgotten. Did one know what one was choosing? Certainly not.

~ Iris Murdoch