Famous Quotes

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.

~ Zsa Zsa Gabor

The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress.

~ Chuck Palahniuk

Well, spit on my empty grave--if it ain't the attack of the Disney princesses!

~ Amy Plum

Just wait until he figures out I shut him out of his slut hut.

~ Ilona Andrews

Sometimes when it looks like I'm deep in thought I'm just trying not to have a conversation with people.

~ Pete Wentz

He smiled at that, and then his gaze shifted to a spot over my shoulder and it faded. 'These doubts wouldn’t have anything to do with the company you’re keeping of late, would they?'I didn’t get a chance to answer before the shop door was thrown open and a furious war mage stomped in. Pritkin spotted me and his eyes narrowed.'You shaved my legs?!'Mircea looked at me and folded his arms across his chest. I looked from one unhappy face to the other and suddenly remembered that I had somewhere else to be.

~ Karen Chance

Well enough,” I reply. “Remember, you’re drunk. And happy. You’re supposed to be lusting over your escort. Try smiling a little more.” like I’m lusting? This is me, lusting.” His lashes flutter at me. better.

~ Marie Lu

Tell you what, you let me go, and I’ll ask you plenty of questions about your race. Until then, I’m slightly distracted with how this little vacation on the good ship Holy Sh*t is going to pan out for me.

~ J.r. Ward

Stop! Narcissus got to his feet. This is not right! This person is obviously not awesome, so he must be... He struggled for the right words. It had probably been a long time since he'd talked about anything other than himself. He must be tricking us. Apparently Narcissus wasn't completely stupid.

~ Rick Riordan

Um...Mercer? Haven't seen you in nearly a month. I was expecting something like, 'Oh Cross, love of my heart, fire of my loins, how I've longed--

~ Rachel Hawkins

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

~ Will Rogers

I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.

~ Edward Verrall Lucas

Look! said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, Someone who cares!

~ Eoin Colfer

If you think I'm going to let six people risk their lives - !''because it's the first time for all of us,' said Ron.'This is different, pretending to be me -''Well, none of us really fancy it, Harry,' said Fred earnestly. 'Imagine if something went wrong and we were stuck as specky, scrawny gits forever.'Harry did not smile. 'You can't do it if I don't cooperate, you need me to give you some hair.''Well, that's the plan scuppered,' said George. 'Obviously there's no chance at all of us getting a bit of your hair unless you cooperate.''Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who's not allowed to use magic; we've got no chance,' said Fred.

~ J.k. Rowling

I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?

~ Ronald Reagan

I'm a werewolf trapped in a human body.Well, yeah, that's kind of the definition.No, really. I'm trapped.Oh? When was the last time you shape-shifted?That's just it - I've never shape-shifted.So you're not really a werewolf.Not yet. But I was meant to be one, I just know it. How do I get a werewolf to attack me?Stand in the middle of a forest under a full moon with a raw steak tied to your face, holding a sign that says, 'Eat me; I'm stupid'?

~ Carrie Vaughn

I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

~ Janet Evanovich

And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons on a girl if we came with manuals. Happy Thanksgiving, Jackass.

~ Elizabeth Eulberg

Frank didn’t drop you on purpose,” she said. “He’s not like that. He’s just a little clumsy sometimes.”“Oops,” Leo said, in his best Frank Zhang voice. “Dropped Leo into a squad of enemy soldiers. Dang it!

~ Rick Riordan

Any idiot can put up a website.

~ Patricia Briggs

Okay, seriously, I dont know if this is true or not, but I heard people who use profanity are trying to compensate for their lack of you know... size -Tuck

~ Simone Elkeles

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.

~ George Bernard Shaw

Call me sentimental, but there's no-one in the world that I'd like to see get dysentery more than you

~ David Nicholls

When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine

~ Margaret Thatcher

You have a very open relationship with your fans.Yes. We have an open relationship. Obviously they can see other authors if they want, and I can see other readers.

~ Neil Gaiman

He whipped out his sheet, then pulled it over himself and wrapped it tightly around his face like an old woman in a shawl. 'How do I look?''Like the ugliest shanky girl I’ve ever seen,' Minho responded. 'You better thank the gods above you were born a dude.' 'Thanks.

~ James Dashner

I had no desire to hear another woman tell my boyfriend how hot he was. If I wanted him to know, I'd damn well tell him myself.

~ Rachel Vincent

I don’t believe in astrology, I’m a Sagittarius and we’re skeptical.

~ Arthur C. Clarke

It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much.

~ Brandon Sanderson

...slow and drunk is no match for fast and scared shitless.

~ Ransom Riggs

If you are good life is good.

~ Roald Dahl

Ack! I said.Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me.

~ Jim Butcher

Spike (to Giles) : Oh, poor Watcher. Did your life pass before your eyes — 'Cuppa tea, cuppa tea... almost got shagged... cuppa tea'?

~ Marti Noxon

Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.

~ Iris Murdoch

A genius. A criminal mastermind. A millionaire. And he is only twelve years old.

~ Eoin Colfer

FABLEHAVEN: None who enter will leave unchanged. Trespassers will be turned to stone.

~ Brandon Mull

No, I do my torturing in the dungeon like any other respectable castle owner

~ Jeaniene Frost

Actors are so fortunate. They can choose whether they will appear in tragedy or in comedy, whether they will suffer or make merry, laugh or shed tears. But in real life it is different. Most men and women are forced to perform parts for which they have no qualifications. Our Guildensterns play Hamlet for us, and our Hamlets have to jest like Prince Hal. The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast.

~ Oscar Wilde

He who laughs last laughs the laughiest.

~ Louise Rennison

This is a mournful discovery.1)Those who agree with you are insane2)Those who do not agree with you are in power.

~ Philip K. Dick