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She's so the same and yet so the incomparable!

~ Pritam Banikk

Pritam Banikk Beautiful Cruah Fiction Humour Love Romance

I always enjoy the day after a hangover. Each time it happens, it’s my own little victory over the demon drink.

~ Dougie Brimson

Dougie Brimson Bridget Jones Drinking Humour Life Love Romance

He laughs. No! Aguaje is for girls. If a man eats to much of it, he starts to look like a woman.That is the most unscientific thing I've ever heard.Then you haven't met my cousin Jacari. Eio swings the string of fruit back and forth. Too much aguaje. Now the mothers use him as wet nurse.My mouth freezes in mid-bite, and I stare at him. You're teasing me.A smile tugs at the corner of his mouth. Maybe.

~ Jessica Khoury

Jessica Khoury First Impressions Humour Love Teasing

I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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I order six shots.I drink the first shot with lemon and salt and talk about Isha for 120 seconds.I drink the second shot with lemon and salt and talk about Isha and our love for 90 seconds.I drink the third shot with lemon and talk about future plans with wedding for 60 seconds.I drink the fourth and blabber for 30 seconds.I drink the fifth, I speak in a language no one can understand for ten seconds or less. I fall down.When I open my eyes, I see Diwa helping me sit in the car and put on the seat belt. I am knocked out.

~ Saravana Kumar Murugan

Saravana Kumar Murugan Alcohol Blabber Coffee Date Humour Love

A femme fatale and a warrior princess.

~ Cassandra Clare

Cassandra Clare Feminism Humour Love

Thirty years of marriage to Erasto had taught her much, namely that men were reckless by nature, full of bluster, most incompetent, the rest fortunate to have a wife to keep them from allowing their innate ineptitude to engulf all around them.

~ A.h. Septimius

A.h. Septimius Hate Humour Love Marriage Men And Women Womanhood

The dressmakers have just arrived from Shylon; they are coming here to display their goods.’‘Really, that’s lovely.’‘I was wondering if I could have some money, please.’ ‘What’s the point in having your own money if you’re just going to spend mine?’ ‘Yeah, but the amount of dresses I’m planning to buy, I might not have enough.’ ‘Then buy an amount you can afford.’ Ratilla responded bearing an expression of incredulity. ‘Oh Rat.’ Tizi said as she pouted, conjuring a mournful expression. ‘I just want to look pretty, what will they say if the wife of the Imperial Chancellor is clothed in rags? I’m only trying to play my part as the wife of the great Ratilla.’ Tizi said, her eyes full of misery, as Ratilla shook his head and chuckled.

~ A.h. Septimius

A.h. Septimius Fashion Humour Love Marriage

He then, with great presence of mind, put a stop to any further recriminations by kissing her; and his indignant betrothed, apparently feeling that he was too deeply sunk in depravity to be reclaimable, abandoned (for the time being, at all events) any further attempt to bring him to a sense of his iniquity.

~ Georgette Heyer

Georgette Heyer Humour Kiss Love Regency Romance Romance

It is 32c today, and the only thing keeping me from hanging myself is the small sense of relief Iglean from attaching my body to the vents of my delicious cooling piece. It is a stunning unit,exquisite in all its forms, exceptional in its application, and effective in all its functions. I wouldmarry it, if only I knew it would not die on me sometime within the next five years. Appliances,like obedient children or silent extroverts, cannot last forever, and while my unbidden affectionkept my other air conditioner alive for the better part of ten years, not all inanimate objects canbe fueled by my love.

~ Michelle Franklin

Michelle Franklin Air Conditioning Cold Humour Love Summer

His words reminded me of something else I’d meant to bring up when he got back to town, something that had taken a very low priority. “Your coat—you never took it back after the wedding. It’s in my car.”He waved dismissively “Keep it. I’ve got others.”“What am I going to do with a wool coat?” I asked. “Especially here in Palm Springs?”“Sleep with it,” he suggested. “Think of me.”I put my hands on my hips and tried to stare him down, which wasn’t easy since he was so tall. That, and because his words suddenly returned me to the disorienting feeling I’d had sitting on his bed. “You said you weren’t going to bring up any romantic stuff around me.”“Was that romantic?” he asked. “I was just making the suggestion, since the coat’s so heavy and warm. I figured you’d think of me since it was such a nice gesture. And yet, once again, you’re the one who finds romantic subtext in everything I say.”“I do not. You know that’s not what I meant.”He shook his head in mock sympathy. “I tell you, Sage. Sometimes I think I’m the one who needs to take out the restraining order on you.”“Adrian!

~ Richelle Meadelle

Richelle Meadelle Adrian Ivashkov Humour Love Romance Sage

Everyday I think about the perfect life with you, Everyday I wish you existed.

~ Suchet Chaturvedi

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Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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O woman, father says natural is beautifulso why do you redden your cheeks and blacken your eyes?Why do you remove the hair on your legsand draw them into your brows?Why do you hold your breathlest your stomach showand hold your fartlest they knowthat you’re a human? O woman, father says natural is beautifulso why do you straighten your hairto curl it nextand pretend to orgasm so they think you enjoyed the sex?Why do you dumb yourself downand push your breasts up?Why do you smile when you’re told toand love when you don’t want to?When? When will you stop, woman? Father says natural is beautifulbut that is doubtfulfor what does father knowhe’s only a fellow.

~ Kamand Kojouri

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Poverty does not always prevent a rich person from dating someone who is poor, unless the man is the one who is poor.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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It is in the best interest of the rich to preserve poverty.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Love is like chickenpox. It's much worse when it comes late.

~ Neel Burton

Neel Burton Disease Humour Love Relationships Romance Truth

You ask me why I write. You might as well ask me why I breathe. I need oxygen to feed my body and ink to feed my soul.

~ Bryce Main

Bryce Main Humour Life Love Romance Writing

Dickhead. He makes a beeline for Kate, not even seeing the other women who are right in front of him. Tunnel vision. He wants her bad. Where have I seen the look on his face before? Oh, yeah. In the mirror.

~ Vi Keeland

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What is this place?’‘Heaven.’ She laughed, ‘with better drinks!

~ Tan Redding

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Okay, so how does this work exactly? I ask as we walk toward his car. Do we float down the bayou in rowboat while little critters sing 'Kiss the Girl'.

~ Colleen Hoover

Colleen Hoover Disney Humour Love

The fact that political ideologies are tangible realities is not a proof of their vitally necessary character. The bubonic plague was an extraordinarily powerful social reality, but no one would have regarded it as vitally necessary.

~ Wilhelm Reich

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The power of love, as the basis of a State, has never been tried.

~ Ralph Waldo Emerson

Ralph Waldo Emerson Government Love Politics State

The parents of politics are lack of control and seeking to control. The parents of leadership are influence and trust.

~ Richie Norton

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But, in the Trump aftermath, I've measured the costsAnd benefits of loving those who don't loveStrangers. After all, I'm often the odd one—The strangest stranger—in any field or room.He was weird will be carved into my tomb.

~ Sherman Alexie

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The author and intellectual Cornel West has said that 'justice is what love looks like in public.' I often think that neoliberalism is what lovelessness looks like as policy.

~ Naomi Klein

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All plots tend to move deathward. This is the nature of plots. Political plots, terrorist plots, lovers’ plots, narrative plots, plots that are part of children’s games. We edge nearer death every time we plot. It is like a contract that all must sign, the plotters as well as those who are the targets of the plot.

~ Don Delillo

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When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace.-Jimi Hendrix

~ Jimi Hendrix

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