Humorous Quotes

Most unintelligent or foolish people do not regard themselves as that, they regard themselves as not-that-intelligent or not-that-wise.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people wouldn’t still be sane, if they were not religious or superstitious; some wouldn’t be disabled or dead.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

When you are suffering from sexual starvation, a spank or even a hug seems like a porn scene.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people do not really hate aging, they merely love the colour black.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people would not have remained with their partners, if the unfortunate things that have happened to them had happened to their partners, or if the fortunate things that have happened to their partners had happened to them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

I do not have a problem with people killing themselves, as long as they took at least a hundred years to think about what they are about to do.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We think we like or love some people until we see them regularly.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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