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It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.

~ F. Scott Fitzgerald

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You ever had a hickey? I want to give you a hickey.Karl, we're not fourteen!Don't bloody care. I was in love with you when I was fourteen -- your neck owes me a hickey.(Karl & Elena)

~ Dianna Hardy

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The workings of the male mind are twisted indeed. Winnifred Crane

~ Kate Noble

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Listen. Just because we got a mutual hankering, doesn't mean we have to act on it. Aside from the hankering, there isn't much about you that I like. So far, you've been a pain in the behind. And I might as well tell you, I've followed through on one hankering and getting shot was more of an enjoyable experience. I didn't like it.

~ Maggie Osborne

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Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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She's realized the real problem with stories -- if you keep them going long enough, they always end in death.

~ Neil Gaiman

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Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.

~ Victor J. Stenger

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But unless we determine to take action,' said the old man querulously, as if struggling against something deeply insouciant in his nature, 'then we shall all be destroyed, we shall all die. Surely we care about that?' 'Not enough to want to get killed over it,' said Ford.

~ Douglas Adams

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It's not what I'd want for at my funeral. When I die, I just want them to plant me somewhere warm. And then when the pretty women walk over my grave I would grab their ankles, like in that movie.

~ Neil Gaiman

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Famous people steal my quotes all of the time without knowing, none of it is ever very interesting though.

~ Robert Decoteau

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Many obese people spend a significant amount of their energy on suppressing the urge to tell some of the people who are staring at them that they do not eat as much and as frequently as they seem to.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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He had had a severe shock some weeks earlier, when, having narrowly failed to capture a large grey-brown hare for his dinner, it had stopped at the edge of the forest, looked at him with disdain, and said, 'Well, I hope you're proud of yourself, that's all,' and had scampered off into the long grass

~ Neil Gaiman

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Most sane human beings who are over the age of six usually act or react not as per what they genuinely feel or really think but in accordance with the expectations of those around them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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The most upsetting thing about Society’s attitude towards disabled people is that many millions of disabled people became disabled while trying to please Society, the very same bitch that secretly regards them as subhuman.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some of us were brought into this troubled world primarily or only to increase our fathers’ chances of not being left by our mothers, or vice versa.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Patriotism is the narcissism of countries.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Adages Africa African Aphorism Aphorisms Arrogance Arrogant Axiom Axioms Big Headed Big Headedness Bighead Boastful Boastfulness Cockiness Cocky Conceit Countries Country Deep Dictum Dictums Egoism Egotism Epigram Epigrams Funny Gnome Gnomes Humor Humorous Humour Insightful Made Me Think Make You Think Maxim Maxims Narcissism Narcissistic Patriot Patriotism Patriots Philosopher Pride Profound Proverb Proverbs Provoke Thought Quotation Quotations Quote Quote Of The Day Quotes Rodomontade Satire Satirical Satirist Satirists Saying Sayings Self Absorbed Self Absorption Self Admiration Self Centered Self Centeredness Self Love Self Obsession Self Regard South Africa South African Swagger Thought Provoking Thoughtful Vanity

Greed is a contagious mental illness without which civilization as we know it would not have been possible.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Many a survivor of a plane crash who is or was against cannibalism and had never eaten human flesh once found themselves in a situation where they had to either eat human flesh, or go the way of all flesh.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Many if not most slaves would have each readily jumped, and many if not most slaves would each readily jump, at the opportunity to be a master, if such an opportunity presents or had presented itself.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Just like how most if not all poor boys look up to and aspire to someday be rich men, most if not all underdeveloped and developing countries look up to and aspire to someday be developed countries.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with that, then how in the name of God do you differentiate between a man’s girlfriend and a girl that is a friend to the man?

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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As we all know, as if forever exploiting or attempting to exploit each other were not enough, a group of sane human beings who have just reached the end of a war against a common enemy of theirs will sooner or later start or continue killing and/or fighting against each other.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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In reality most human beings are not, to most human beings, more important than money.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age, it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even those who are raw.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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For their never-ending endeavours to obtain or retain wealth, countries desperately need companies, because they—unlike most human beings—have the means of production, and human beings, because they—unlike all companies—have the means of reproduction.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Most sane human beings who have managed to attain and retain fame each uses it to dramatically increase their name’s chances of being remembered until Jesus comes back, since their heart cannot do what they consciously or unconsciously lust for, that is to say, for it to beat until Jesus returns.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Adages Adult Adults Africa African Aphorism Aphorisms Axiom Axioms Child Children Conform Conformity Deep Dictum Dictums Epigram Epigrams Fact Facts Funny Gnome Gnomes Grownup Grownups Humor Humorous Humour Independent Thinker Independent Thinkers Independent Thinking Insightful Made Me Think Make You Think Maxim Maxims Opinion Opinions Philosopher Profound Proverb Proverbs Provoke Thought Quotation Quotations Quote Quote Of The Day Quotes Satire Satirical Satirist Satirists Saying Sayings Sex Sexual Intercourse South Africa South African Think Thinker Thinkers Thought Provoking Thoughtful

Although they probably know that some children were used and some children are used as miners, most adults are ignorant of the chocolate industry’s use of minors.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Millions of business people are each constantly forced to choose between their desire to not be a bad person and their desire to be a good business person, that is to say, to make as much money as they possibly can by maximizing their revenue while minimizing the cost of producing whatever it is that they sell.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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We, in the interest of the so-called progress, have been persuaded to leave the production and at times the cooking of our food to companies whose owners and employees make a living by exploiting our busyness or laziness and our innate hunger to continue living.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Many millions of pregnancies—many if not most of which have each led to the birth of at least one child—were each used as nothing but a conspicuous means to a secret end called the evasion of abortion.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Abort Abortion Adage Adages Africa African Anti Life Aphorism Aphorisms Axiom Axioms Birth Child Childfree Childless Children Church Churches Communism Conspicuous Deep Dictum Dictums Epigram Epigrams Evade Evasion Factories Factory Family Planning Funny Gnome Gnomes Humor Humorous Humour Industrialization Industrialize Industry Insightful Karl Marx Kid Kids Made Me Think Make You Think Manufacture Manufacturing Maxim Maxims Means Philosopher Pregnancy Pregnant Pro Life Procreate Procreation Profound Proverb Proverbs Provoke Thought Quotation Quotations Quote Quote Of The Day Quotes Religion Reproduce Reproduction Satire Satirical Satirist Satirists Saying Sayings Secret Secrets Selfish Selfishness Sex Sexual Intercourse Socialism South Africa South African Thought Provoking Thoughtful Unprotected Sex

The world economy would collapse if a significant number of people were to realize and then act on the realization that it is possible to enjoy many if not most of the things that they enjoy without first having to own them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Adages Africa African Aphorism Aphorisms Axiom Axioms Buy Buyer Buyers Capitalism Childfree Childless Collapse Communism Consumer Consumerism Consumers Credit Debt Deep Democracy Dictum Dictums Economies Economy Enjoy Epigram Epigrams Funny Gnome Gnomes Humor Humorous Humour Insightful Karl Marx Made Me Think Make You Think Marxism Materialism Maxim Maxims Own Ownership Philosopher Profound Proverb Proverbs Provoke Thought Quotation Quotations Quote Quote Of The Day Quotes Realization Realize Satire Satirical Satirist Satirists Saying Sayings Selfish Selfishness Socialism Socialist Socialists South Africa South African Thought Provoking Thoughtful World Economies

Many a parent, sad to say, has used their child as an opportunity for them, the parent, to do, through their child, something or some of the things that they, the parent, did not do or did not do successfully.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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When selecting a one-night stand, a heterosexual woman who is materialistic is a trillion times more likely to choose a sexually unattractive poor man who seems rich over a sexually attractive rich man who seems poor.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Loneliness tortures many if not most of the elderly more intensely and more frequently than it torments many if not most of us who will never be or have not yet been pushed or pulled into old age.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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As an unavoidable result of the inevitable loss of some physical and/or some mental abilities, many a man who has been alive for many years has become a boy again.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Adages Africa African Aphorism Aphorisms Attract Attracted Attracting Attraction Axiom Axioms Child Children Cultural Cultural Conditioning Culture Deep Dictum Dictums Epigram Epigrams Funny Gnome Gnomes Humor Humorous Humour Incest Incestuous Incestuously Incestuousness Indoctrinate Indoctrinated Indoctrination Insane Insanity Insightful Made Me Think Make You Think Maxim Maxims Parent Parents Philosopher Profound Proverb Proverbs Provoke Thought Quotation Quotations Quote Quote Of The Day Quotes Relate Related Relation Sane Sanity Satire Satirical Satirist Satirists Saying Sayings Sex Sexual Sexually Socialization Socialize Socialized Society South Africa South African Thought Provoking Thoughtful

Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Adages Adolescent Adolescents Adult Adulthood Adults Africa African Ancient Aphorism Aphorisms Axiom Axioms Child Children Dead Death Deep Dependence Dependent Develop Developing Development Dictum Dictums Epigram Epigrams Existence Four Stages Of Life Funny Gnome Gnomes Grandparent Grandparents Grow Growing Growth Humor Humorous Humour Immortal Immortality Independence Independent Infant Infants Insightful Life Made Me Think Make You Think Maxim Maxims Mortal Mortality Newborn Newborns Old Old Age Old Age Home Old Age Homes Phase Phases Philosopher Prepubescent Process Profound Proverb Proverbs Provoke Thought Quotation Quotations Quote Quote Of The Day Quotes Retire Retired Retiree Retirees Retirement Satire Satirical Satirist Satirists Saying Sayings Senile Senility South Africa South African Stage Stages Stages Of Life Teenage Teenager Teenagers Thought Provoking Thoughtful Young Youth Youths
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