Sex Quotes

Polygamy is a luxury of the cave-people, and monogamy is an existential responsibility of the civilized society.

~ Abhijit Naskar

To a woman sexual intimacy is more a tool to get mentally close to her partner than merely a means to physical pleasure.

~ Abhijit Naskar

In the unification of two minds, orientation of sexuality is irrelevant.

~ Abhijit Naskar

Sex is not just about going in or letting in, it is really about welcoming your dearly beloved into the deepest regions of your psyche which are inaccessible to anybody else.

~ Abhijit Naskar

Sexual intimacy is not the destination, it is the path - the path that leads to mental union.

~ Abhijit Naskar

He was busy exploring her body, while she was searching for her soulmate!

~ Ramana Pemmaraju

It is more likely that a man and a woman develop romantic feelings for each other when they start dating after they have been friends for some time and feel already attracted to each other, than when they are total strangers trying to make it happen.

~ Linda Alfiori

There's a kind of purity to a relationship unencumbered by convention, a sense of simplicity and freedom.

~ J.p. Delaney

Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn’t go to Troy for the baklava.

~ Mark Leiren-Young

Dia wrinkled her nose. “Gross. You need a decent girl, one that can straighten you out.”“I don't need to be straightened out,” Carmine said. “Why drown in love when you can have so much fun swimming in lust?

~ J.m. Darhower

Bondage And Service - that was what they all demanded and from everyone. This craving to find themselves in another, to subjugate and appropriate foreign territory, to create a new field for their own will in a second body, foreign flesh for their own soul; this greedy, consuming hunger devoured every other desire, and they called it friendship!

~ Hermann Bahr

SEX is designed for people who like overcoming obstacles.

~ Philip Larkin

When it comes to people… you could aptly say that I am a racist… a human racist. I believe in people. There are good and not-so-good people of all colors and creeds. I’m not here to judge. Period. As people, we draw judgments from others when we behave badly, especially when we try to blame our bad behavior on others. This is not based on race, age, sex, or religion. It’s based on behavior differences.

~ Cathy Burnham Martin

Sex joins two people spiritually and emotionally as well as physically. This is its purpose-to bond a couple together. Sex connects and fuses people together.

~ Craig Groeschel

Sports is to war as pornography is to sex.

~ Jonathan Haidt

When I write to please everybody, it falls flat. When I write what I know, fearlessly, It won't please everybody, but it doesn't fall flat.

~ Ronald P. Chavez

They leave the genitals off Barbie and Ken, but they manufacture every kind of war toy. Because sex is more threatening to us than aggression. There have been strict rules about sex since the beginning of written rules, and even before, if we can believe myth. I think that's because it's in sex that men feel most vulnerable. In war they can hype themselves up, or they have a weapon. Sex means being literally naked and exposing your feelings. And that's more terrifying to most men than the risk of dying while fighting a bear or a soldier.

~ Marilyn French

perhaps, all these years, historians had been unwilling to recognize history as a spiral because a spiral was so difficult to describe. was war, then, the big solution after all? war the great aphrodisiac, the great source of world adrenalin, the solvent of ennui, angst, melancholia, accidia, spleen? war itself a massive sexual act. -war, finally, the controller, the trimmer & excisor; the justifier of fertility? --the Wanting Seed/Burgess

~ Tony Burgess

I did it again. Lying guilty in a hotel room for a woman I will fail for.

~ J.m. August

If someone had asked him about his dreams on the morning of the barbecue, he would have said that he didn't want for much, but he wouldn't mind a lower mortgage, a tidier house, another baby - ideally a son, but he'd take another girl no problem at all - a big motherfucking boat if it were up for grabs, and more sex. He would have laughed about the sex. Or smiled at least. A rueful smile. Maybe the smile would have been exactly halfway between rueful and bitter.

~ Liane Moriarty

A man or a woman can inspire such deep fantasy and emotion that through the lovemaking embrace of a partners body we make break through the limits of the human condition to touch upon another level of reality.

~ Thomas Moore

Today I will masterbate!Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written Today I will masterbate--if I want to!

~ Al Franken

Everything about sex and freedom interests me.

~ Marty Rubin

Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.

~ Robert A. Heinlein

I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.

~ Oscar Wilde

Look at all the things that can go wrong for men. There’s the nothing-happening-at-all problem, the too-much-happening-too-soon problem, the dismal-droop-after-a-promising-beginning problem; there’s the size-doesn’t-matter-except-in-my-case problem, the failing-to-deliver-the-goods problem…and what do women have to worry about? A handful of cellulite? Join the club. A spot of I-wonder-how-I-rank? Ditto.

~ Nick Hornby

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.

~ Jay Leno

Yes, you may ask my name but only if you can tell me: are your thighs as fine as a fresh, crisp morning in early July?

~ Robert Clark

I bought a packet of Trojan® Ultra Pleasure Extra Sensitive condoms: ‘No. 1 in AMERICA’. They smell nothing like a positive first sexual experience.

~ Joe Dunthorne

...some men say get them crying on your shoulder and you have the sheets half-unfurled already. Other fellows say get them laughing. I say get them drunk. I ordered up more Riesling...

~ Stewart Hennessey

Chater: You dare to call me that. I demand satisfaction!Septimus: Mrs Chater demanded satisfaction and now you are demanding satisfaction. I cannot spend my time day and night satisfying the demands of the Chater family.

~ Tom Stoppard

You think I can't get it up anymore, maybe? Lemme tell you, you eat enough garlic and it stands up every time.

~ Alberto Vitale

I want the evening upon which we lose our collective virginities to be special. I'm no parthenologist but I suspect that Jordana's virginity is still intact. Her biological knowledge is minimal. She thinks that a perineum is to do with glacial moraine.

~ Joe Dunthorne

Ever since I discovered that my god given male member was going to give me no peace, I decided to give it no rest in return.

~ Christopher Hitchens

I am heartily glad that the trees and plants are still interested in copulatory activities, I only wishthey would be so good as to keep their sperm away from my face. Do not pretend that pollen isanything else, it transfers haploid male genetic material and sullies the bedclothes unmercifully.

~ Michelle Franklin

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Most women sell sex, most of them just don’t take cash (nor do they each sell to more than one ‘client’ at a time).

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana