Famous Quotes

And, whoa! He turned to Mr.D. Your the wine dude? No way!Mr.D turned hi eyes away from me and gave Nico a look of loathing. The wine dude?Dionysus, right? Oh, wow! I've got your figurine!My figurine.In my game, Mythomagic. And holofoil card, too! And even though you've only got like five hundred attack points and everybody thinks your the lamest god card, I totally think your powers are sweet!Ah. Mr.D seemed truly perplexed, which probably saved my life. Well, that's...gratifying.

~ Rick Riordan

There aren't any syringes. Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. I know you'll use this wisely.Wisely? She snapped the syringe out of his hand. No, I'm going to poke him in the eye with it. Because that's what they trained me to do in medical school.

~ J.r. Ward

Life is like a box of chocolates.

~ Winston Groom

The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.

~ Carl Sagan

Z: You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the back of that truck.Phury: That was you?Z:You think it was Santa Claus or some shit?

~ J.r. Ward

Definition of rock journalism: People who can't write, doing interviews with people who can't think, in order to prepare articles for people who can't read.

~ Frank Zappa

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

~ Jim Butcher

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?

~ Jess C. Scott

People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.

~ Carlos Ruiz Zafón

Piece of Heaven? No, that other place I'm going to go to for thinking what I'm thinking.

~ Richelle Mead

I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear device in Brussels with only a pair of cuticle scissors and a ponytail holder. Somehow, at the moment, pies seemed cooler.

~ Ally Carter

There will be no yelling at people who are bleeding themselves to unconsciousness.

~ Kristin Cashore

I was a little excited but mostly blorft. Blorft is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.

~ Tina Fey

His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine,The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.

~ J.k. Rowling

Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him.!' Neville-'James rolled his eyes.....

~ J.k. Rowling

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.

~ Douglas Coupland

You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen.

~ Kristin Cashore

To summarize the summary of the summary: people are a problem.

~ Douglas Adams

Ever heard of the rule of three? he shouts as we run.No!If you save somebody's life three times, their life belongs to you. You saved my life today, that makes once. Save it twice more an I'm all yers.

~ Moira Young

Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him?

~ Bill Watterson

I have never voted in my life... I have always known and understood that the idiots are in a majority so it's certain they will win.

~ Louis-Ferdinand Céline

He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather loafers. His sandy hair, which used to be so unruly, was now clipped short. He look like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college-age villain was wearing to Harvard this year.

~ Rick Riordan

Well, that's an evil smile...

~ James Patterson

An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.

~ Winston S. Churchill

Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something

~ Lemony Snicket

No matter what dimension you're in, there's a big-headed male trying to take over the world.

~ Eoin Colfer

You fuck - you ate my cat!

~ Kendare Blake

Accidental sex. He made it sound like I fell down, and there just happened to be an erection in the way.

~ Laurell K. Hamilton

I knew I could do it all this time,” said Harry, “Because I'd already done it... does that make sense?

~ J.k. Rowling

My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.”I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then my left. “And this is Will Robinson. I would appreciate it if you addressed them accordingly.” After a long pause in which he took the time to blink several times, he asked, “You named your breasts?”I turned my back to him with a shrug. “I named my ovaries, too, but they don’t get out as much.

~ Darynda Jones

I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

~ J.k. Rowling

I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and—if you’re not careful—those lead to actions. Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book.

~ Brandon Sanderson

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.

~ Lily Tomlin

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

~ Woody Allen

Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome.

~ John Green

Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.

~ Charles M. Schulz

Artemis felt like he was six again and caught hacking the school computers trying to make the test questions harder

~ Eoin Colfer

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

~ Colleen Hoover

Am I about to discover where you, Ron, and Hermione disappeared to while you were supposed to be in the back room of Fred and George's shop?''How did you...?''Harry, please. You're talking to the man who raised Fred and George.

~ J.k. Rowling

Sex had been amazing, but it wasn't a magical cure for everything. Damn. Somewhere along the way, I'd picked up common sense.

~ Richelle Mead