There would be fewer absent fathers, if straight men were turned on only by women with whom they would not mind having children.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Finding out that you are not your lover’s only lover hurts, but not as much as discovering that you are the side chick … or the side dick.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least like.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you raising?’ are not identical in all cases: some men are not taking care of their own children, some are knowingly or unknowingly raising other men’s children, and some do not even know that they each have a child, another child, or other children.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
