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I've committed to nothing...and that's just suicide...by tiny, tiny increments.

~ Nick Hornby

Nick Hornby Characterization Dark Humor Fiction Personal Insight Rob Gordon

It doesn’t matter what other people think when you’re right - John Cleaver

~ Dan Wells

Dan Wells Dark Humor Fiction

Sow a thought and reap an action, sow an action and reap a habit, sow a habit and reap a destiny - John Cleaver

~ Dan Wells

Dan Wells Dark Humor Fiction

I am glad to be led by light.

~ Lailah Gifty Akita

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Beyond all of that, I could see the wall I had seen from inside the train, the wall that runs along the train line. I assumed that there, behind it, was the west, and I was right. I could have been wrong, but I was right.' If she had any future it was over there, and she needed to get to it.I sit in the chair exploring the meaning of dumbstruck, rolling the word around in my mind. I laugh with Miriam as she laughs at herself, and at the boldness of being sixteen. At sixteen you are invulnerable. I laugh with her about rummaging around for a ladder in other people's sheds, and I laugh harder when she finds one. We laugh at the improbability of it, of someone barely more than a child poking around in Beatrix Potter's garden by the Wall, watching out for Mr McGregor and his blunderbuss, and looking for a step-ladder to scale one of the most fortified barriers on earth. We both like the girl she was, and I like the woman she has become.She says suddenly, 'I still have the scars on my hands from climbing the barbed wire, but you can't see them so well now.' She holds out her hands. The soft parts of her palms are crazed with definite white scares, each about a centimeter long.The first fence was wire mesh with a roll of barbed wire along the top.

~ Anna Funder

Anna Funder Barb Wire Belief Berlin Wall Captive Courage Dark Humor Escape Escape Attempt Fence Freedom Gdr Scars Self Belief Teenager Wall

Maybe tranquility is the dirt under my nails. I know it's there but I never feel like digging it out.

~ Casey Renee Kiser

Casey Renee Kiser Dark Dark Humor Dark Poetry Depression Devestation Gutter Kisses Poetry Sadness Teen Tranquility Trauma

Oh, precious losing streak,you're too cute for your own good. I try to laugh about itbut my face is made of wood.

~ Casey Renee Kiser

Casey Renee Kiser Dark Dark Humor Depression Humor Life Poetry

On a supra human level, yeah, I got That Which Is. Yet on a simple human level, rare are times when either my left or my right foot is not in some kind of shit.

~ Fakeer Ishavardas

Fakeer Ishavardas Dark Humor Funny But True God Good And Evil Humour Life Humourosly Inspirational Life And Living Life Lessons Metaphysical Quotes Metaphysical Truth Reality Reality Of Life Spiritual Insights Spirituality Quotes Truth Telling Wellness Evaluation Of Lifestyle Wellness Guru

If you believe in the eighteenth century view of the mind, you will look and act wimpy. You will think that all you need to do is give people the facts and the figures and they will reach the right conclusion. You will think that all you need to do is point out where their interests lie, and they will act politically to maximize them. You will believe in polling and focus groups: you will believe that if you ask people what their interests are, they will be aware of them and will tell you, and will vote on it. You will not have any need to appeal to emotion---indeed, to do so would be wrong! You will not have to speak of values; facts and figures will suffice. You will not have to change people's brains; their reason should be enough. You will not have to frame the facts; they will speak for themselves. You just have to get the facts to them...

~ George Lakoff

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Magic. I draw with silver and it turns red.

~ Anonymous

Anonymous Dark Humor Depressing Revelation Sadness Wise

... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything.

~ E.a. Bucchianeri

E.a. Bucchianeri Black Humor Dark Humor Ego Egotism Egotist Funny Gadfly Humorous Quotes Irony Irony Of Life Men Pride Pride Trap Sarcasm Socrates

The idea of one's normality is delusional fact of the reality.

~ J. Limbu

J. Limbu Dark Humor Dark Quotes Lesson Life Love Thoughts

Maybe my dissertation really had been as brilliant as he claimed, the truth was I remember almost nothing about it; the intellectual leaps I made when I was young were a distant memory to me, and now I was surrounded by a kind of aura, when really my only goal in life was to do a little reading and get in bed at four in the afternoon with a carton of cigarettes and a bottle; and yet, at the same time, I had to admit, I was going to die if I kept that up – I was going to die fast, unhappy and alone. And did I really want to die fast, unhappy and alone? In the end, only kind of.

~ Michel Houellebecq

Michel Houellebecq Black Humor Dark Humor Death Wish Dying Young Isolation Loneliness

I had battled my own demons that day, facing down the thing that imprisoned me since the accident-a scar and the diffidence it created inside of me. But it was just a physical blemish, not something that made me who I am. It took a mentally disturbed murderer who gave me a sneak peak at death to show me that.

~ Pamela Crane

Pamela Crane Dark Humor Overcomer Quotes Self Awareness Self Esteem

It's amazing what the discovery of a corpse can do for one's spirits.

~ Alan Bradley

Alan Bradley Dark Humor Flavia De Luce Murder Mystery

All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I’m being judged.

~ Tom Upton

Tom Upton Dark Humor Teen Young Adult

You have to figure that there is something seriously wrong with somebody who wants to enter a profession that deals with whether people are screwing enough. Dealing with spirits, spooks, and demons almost seemed normal.

~ Tom Upton

Tom Upton Dark Humor Humor Psychiatry Young Adult

Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.

~ Ankita Singhal

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Moreover, man carries in his heart the desire always to wield his scientific knowledge in service of the greater good. He would of course never use it for destructive purposes. Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! ...

~ Jacques Tardi

Jacques Tardi Dark Humor Dark Humour Evil Humanity

You are fifty different kinds of twisted.Only fifty? Val, you wound me.

~ Nenia Campbell

Nenia Campbell Dark Dark Humor Evil Horror Humor Parody

Most people on the ledge of a tall building were not afraid they'd fall, they were afraid they'd jump.

~ Lauren Alego

Lauren Alego Dark Dark Humor Dark Tower Horror Horror Authors

Are we not all actors playing parts in another person's play?

~ Shannon L. Alder

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Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.And killing people.

~ Jonas Eriksson

Jonas Eriksson Dark Humor Horror Psychopath Thriller

He was a strange mix of Heinrich Himmler and Barney the Dinosaur.

~ Jonas Eriksson

Jonas Eriksson Dark Humor Horror Humor

You have really nice teeth,” Terry said and thought they could be excellent for his collection of human body parts.

~ Jonas Eriksson

Jonas Eriksson Dark Humor Horror Psychopath Thriller Horror

Don't tell me it's going to fucking be okay! I am not okay with being that fucker's pinata!

~ Nenia Campbell

Nenia Campbell Dark Humor Fear Horror Lisa

Don't let 'em see they killed you!

~ Henry V. O'neil

Henry V. O'neil Dark Humor Encouragement Science Fiction Soldiers Troops Warfare

There is sometimes a fine line between a cop and a criminal. What drives their personality may be the same, and they have simply chosen different roles and professions to call their own.Dr. ML Rapier PhD, Clinical Psychologist.

~ M.l Rapier

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You have the effrontery to be squeamish, it thought at him. But we were dragons. We were supposed to be cruel, cunning, heartless and terrible. But this much I can tell you, you ape – the great face pressed even closer, so that Wonse was staring into the pitiless depths of his eyes – we never burned and tortured and ripped one another apart and called it morality.

~ Terry Pratchett

Terry Pratchett Cruelty Dark Humor Dragons Morality

Knowledge is a rope, and you're weaving a noose out of it. Leave some slack for the enemy.

~ Nenia Campbell

Nenia Campbell Danger Dark Dark Humor Funny Humor Ignorance Ignorance Is Bliss Knowing Too Much Knowledge

I can't get his bonesto go down the fucking drain.I try to stuff the tiny holes,too tiny for this pain.I can't get his bonesto break any way for my gain.Break them back a little too far,never too far for the sake of sane.

~ Casey Renee Kiser

Casey Renee Kiser Dark Dark Humor Heartbreak Pain Relationships Revenge Sanity

Wolves eat dogs. That did seem to be the consensus of the village, Arkady thought. Roman shook his head as if he'd given the matter a lot of consideration. Wolves hate dogs. Wolves hunt down dogs because they regard them as traitors. If you think about it, dogs are dogs only because of humans; otherwise they'd all be wolves, right? And where will we be when all the dogs are gone? It will be the end of civilization.

~ Martin Cruz Smith

Martin Cruz Smith Civilization Dark Humor Human Nature Humanity

Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.

~ Anne Sullivan Macy

Anne Sullivan Macy Dark Humor Optimism

Try & try until you cannot succeed.

~ Kishan P Rao

Kishan P Rao Dark Humor Philosophical Philosophy Of Life

Never a good sign, he thought, when the crows showed up.

~ Justin Cronin

Justin Cronin Apocalypse Armageddon Creepy Crows Dark Humor Harbinger Vampires

It would be hilariously tragic if I avoided the rabids, avoided the sun, only to be fried to a crisp on a damn electric fence because I was too impatient.

~ Julie Kagawa

Julie Kagawa Allie Sekemoto Dark Humor Humor Patience

It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep myself from giggling out loud like the schoolgirl Deb had accused me of being. Because he had arranged the arms and legs in letters, and the letters spelled out a single small word: BOO. The three torsos were carefully arranged below the BOO in a quarter-circle, making a cute little Halloween smile. What a scamp.

~ Jeff Lindsay

Jeff Lindsay Crime Dark Humor Dexter Dexter Morgan Dismemberment Halloween Humor

AK 47, is perfect copy, yes? Every detail. Like real thing. Yes. Kalashnikov. Your boy, he be happy for Uncle Sante, no?”“I’m sorry, Sante. It’s really nice of you, but I don’t want Sofus playing with guns.”Conversation between George Hanson and SanteIn The Shadow of Sadd

~ Steen Langstrup

Steen Langstrup Ak 47 Crime Dark Humor Scandinavian Mysteries

I'm as lucky as a bed of oysters on cioppino night.

~ Nenia Campbell

Nenia Campbell Bad Luck Dark Dark Humor Fortune Humor Irony Luck Lucky Lucky People Misfortune Sarcasm

An ordinary man can enjoy breakfasting on juice and rye bread.But when you are underfed, scorned, miserable or just plain bored, you don’t want to eat dull wholesome food.You want something a little more colourful, exciting, tastier, meatier and juicier.

~ R.s. Vern

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