He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
~ Ljupka Cvetanova
Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.
Women! Dressed to kill the woman in them.
Men can go to hell! I’ll meet them there.
Poets, you always write about women worth dying for. Write, for a change, something about the ones worth living for!
Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life is a circle. It spins you around.
Every woman with her own makeup!
Sexual starvation forces a heterosexual man to see beauty in every single female who he can sleep with without his society’s disapproval.
A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.
We sometimes reveal how ignorant or bored we were when we read a book by giving it 5-stars.
If e-book readers were invented before print books, (petty things such as) the smell of ink would have been some people’s only reason for not abandoning e-books.
A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.
No one plows the field just by thinking about it.
Culture is a symbolic veil with which we hide our animal nature from ourselves … and other animals.
Always ask yourself: What will happen if I say nothing?
~ Kamand Kojouri
Each of us is like all of us and like no one else.
Opposities are married.
Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!
There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
Behind every successful woman is a hungry man.
There is music you never hear unless you play it yourself.
~ Marty Rubin
Realized dreams often turn into nightmares.
~ Lera Auerbach
Politics knows no currency.
A criminal always returns home.
The key to happiness is under the doorstep rug.
I think therefore I am not sure.
I know the power of speech. I don't talk much.
Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide.
I give away examples!
Be a man! Put on a mask.
I watched you undress. Shame on you!
Good advice is usually given by someone who was once a bad example.
Who am I to judge me?
While the man is putting on it's shoes, the woman can buy dozens of high heels.
I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house?
He has his head in the clouds. He must live in a skyscraper.
His boat sank. They were all on his side.
I've learned my lesson. I know nothing.
