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Cale! Have you had a female in here?”Calic laughed carelessly. “Depends on when you're referring to.

~ Kiersten Fay

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It was me–a dangerous cocktail of pissed off and hurt.”–Ember (Darkness Of Light)

~ Stacey Marie Brown

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Holy shit! Can we say unstable? Was I the only sane one around here? Well, I guess that really wasn’t setting the standard very high. -Ember, Darkness Of Light

~ Stacey Marie Brown

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You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life.

~ Amit Kalantri

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If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its money.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value.

~ Amit Kalantri

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I chase goals, not girls.

~ Amit Kalantri

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I am not fake, I am just too good to be true (-:

~ Mahsati Abdul

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In the days before computers and emails,” she explained, “people used to write messages on paper and send them to each other using a fax machine. It’s sort of like sending a photograph through a telephone line. Hardly anyone uses a fax these days. They’re very old fashioned,” she continued, “but they used to be very popular once upon a time. Lots of little children used to send their letters to Santa that way.” Wow!” said Poppy Noodle. “That sounds like Magic.” “No,” answered Flora sharply. “That’s not Magic, that’s technology. Never confuse the two.

~ Harald Davidson

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Don´t let egos get in the way to ruin your day. If someone holds their inflated ego, blow it away!

~ Ana Claudia Antunes

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When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Sometimes advises from others are more difficult to bear with than even slang.

~ Amit Kalantri

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I liked my face. Ethan liked my face. A lot of people liked my face. Besides, makeup was really just glorified face paint.

~ D.a. Paul

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I DON’T KNOW! I HAVE NO FREAKIN’ IDEA. I’M ONLY FIFTEEN. I want my mom.

~ Jacquelyn Nicole Davis

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Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.

~ Regina Griffin

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Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?

~ Regina Griffin

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Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

~ Regina Griffin

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Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.

~ Regina Griffin

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Webster said, ''Time them skeeters get done with that old man, his French blood will be all gone and he will speak American as good as we do.

~ Peter Matthiessen

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Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it.

~ K. Martin Beckner

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Ladies glisten, men perspire, horses sweat.-Early Nun Quote, The Old Ursuline Convent (1727) New Orleans, LA

~ Diana Hollingsworth Gessler

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I might act like a rhinoceros, but I'm a unicorn.

~ Nuno Roque

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Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me!

~ Rick Riordan

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If I'll be funnier than this, I'll become a joke.

~ Chandan Sharma

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Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama’s so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama’s so poor, when I lit her house on fire, the cockroaches came out singing, “Clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got some heat!

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.

~ Oliver Oliver Reed

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