People strive to be ahead of time just to get a chance to trip it.
~ Ljupka Cvetanova
It’s easy to count other people’s mistakes. Make your own if you can.
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you’re smart, you’ll end up as a comedian. If you’re not, you’ll end up as a clown.
The word is my weapon. FIRE!
People would rather be equal thank free.
The wind is blowing. Don’t bend if you want to please him.
I got married. A bright past is ahead of me!
Silence is the most expensive to buy.
An independent newspaper? It is a newspaper that looks nothing like a newspaper.
Misfortune never comes singly. It's surrounded by bodyguards.
Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!
It's easy for common people to say what they think about the government. No one listens to them.
The Earth orbits round tables.
While the truth is putting on its shoes, the lie becomes a president!
Pandora opened the box with the new high-heels, put them on and went out to town.
Galileo, yet men turn around women!
Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.
Men weigh love with hands.
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.
Women! Dressed to kill the woman in them.
Men can go to hell! I’ll meet them there.
Poets, you always write about women worth dying for. Write, for a change, something about the ones worth living for!
Life is a circle. It spins you around.
Every woman with her own makeup!
A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.
A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.
No one plows the field just by thinking about it.
Opposities are married.
Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!
There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
Behind every successful woman is a hungry man.
Politics knows no currency.
A criminal always returns home.
The key to happiness is under the doorstep rug.
I think therefore I am not sure.
I know the power of speech. I don't talk much.
Big people never scare me. I am a little man. I can easily hide.
I give away examples!
