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In the Catskills, nostalgia runs backwards. The upwardly mobile Jewish masses of the 1950s and 1960s have been replaced by the Jews of 19th century Poland.

~ Kevin Haworth

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Nothing frustrates people more than a cocky guy who's still winning.

~ Criss Jami

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Those who pretend as if they don't love you, are the ones who would hate to see you love another person.

~ Michael Bassey Johnson

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When did you grow a back bone? Cassius stopped pacing and actually smiled a little.Kendall wasn't appeased I borrowed Jory's

~ Gabrielle Evans

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An assumption is the joke, truth the punchline.

~ Criss Jami

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Sure I eat my feelings, but I save the emotional roller coaster for dessert

~ Josh Stern

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He rolled his eyes and took my hand. His hand was hard and calloused, tough with muscle and old scars.The night settled around us like a blanket. I could hear the water lapping against the dock. We were totally alone.“You’re . . . ,” he began, and I waited, heart throbbing in my throat. “Such a pain,” he concluded.“What?” I asked, just as his head swooped in and his mouth touched mine. I tried to speak, but one ofFang’s hands held the back of my head, and he kept his lips pressed against me, kissing me softly but with a Fanglike determination.Oh, jeez, I thought distractedly. Jeez, this is Fang, and me, and . . . Fang tilted his head to kiss me more deeply, and I felt totally lightheaded. Then I remembered to breathe through my nose, and the fog cleared a tiny bit. Somehow we were pressed together, Fang’s arms around me now, sliding under mywings, his hands flat against my back.It was incredible. I loved it. I loved him.It was a total disaster.Gasping, I pulled back. “I, uh—,” I began oh so coherently, and then I jumped up, almost knocking himover, and raced down the dock. I took off, flying fast, like a rocket.

~ James Patterson

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You cannot expect a man to love you, but not because of your body or physical construction. It is like giving a man the option between choosing you and a monkey.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

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A man should be more original than a bouquet of roses and a box of chocolates. Flowers die and sugar sticks to your hips like a permanent record to a criminal.

~ Dannika Dark

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No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.

~ Honoré De Balzac

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(On having being just proposed to)'Have you been thinking of this for long?' she managed jerkily, praying for the shock to recede so that she could behave a little more normally.'Let's say it crept up on me,' he suggested lightly.That didn't sound very romantic. Muggers crept up on you; so did old age.

~ Lynne Graham

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Wasn't it what her father always warned her about? Don't jump off a bridge because a cute guy tells you to?

~ Joannah Miley

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For what religion has never had sects? Rest assured, Extremism is always the derrière.

~ Criss Jami

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Plus, no matter how many times I'd brushed my teeth in Casey's bathroom (after half an hour she'd knocked on the door to make sure I was okay), the taste of disgusting, womanizing bastard was still in my mouth. Ugh!

~ Kody Keplinger

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I love my ex so much I printed out all his pictures. After all, I need him for target practice. And I just love customised toilet paper and doormats. My only regret is that those items don't bear his autograph.

~ Natalya Vorobyova

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Have you ever noticed how good things go to those who hate?

~ Sol Luckman

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All lines are gray in the dark.

~ Nenia Campbell

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I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.

~ Drew Barrymore

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I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared for you.

~ Vatsal

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True, beneath the human façade, I was an interloper, an alien whose ship had crashed beyond hope of repair in the backwoods of Southern Appalachia—but at least I’d learned to walk and talk enough like the locals to be rejected as one of their own.

~ Sol Luckman

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You will have relatively less problems to solve, if you don't confuse problems with inconveniences.

~ Amit Kalantri

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I decided to do the easy task of changing situations and conditions by being a hero, than staying back to do the difficult task of changing people by being just a man.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Memories make you sentimental, experiences make you smart.

~ Amit Kalantri

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I agree that sometimes it is difficult to choose between right and wrong, but not between right and stupid.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Remember, crowd doesn't care about common sense.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Life is a funny, funny thing. Not the ‘ha-ha’ kind of funny, but an odd kind of funny. The kind of funny that you know exists, yet you can’t place your finger on. You know it’s there, and when the funny strikes, you feel it, but you can’t categorize it. It’s almost a feeling of melancholy, fixed with a tickle in your stomach and an odd loss of balance. This feeling catches you when you least expect it. Sometimes it’s better that way, sometimes it may feel like a curse. Regardless, once it passes, you feel different. You may even look different, though not to the naked eye. It may takes days or even months until you recognize the change within yourself, however apparent it may seem. One thing’s for sure: Once this funny thing strikes, you will never be the same.

~ Leigh Hershkovich

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Majority wins, but majority is not necessarily right and sometimes majority is awfully wrong.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Growing age can kill the beauty, not the style.

~ Amit Kalantri

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I'd rather be ignored as a frog than eaten as a human.

~ E.d. Baker

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Raphael met Michaela's gaze. If you could kill every single beautiful woman in the world, would you?Her smile never faded. In an instant.

~ Nalini Singh

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All women may not be beautiful but every woman can look beautiful.

~ Amit Kalantri

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It does not mean you are not awesome, if no one ever appreciates your beauty. But I can see that, in your juicy eyes, funny smiles and innocent face. And I am telling you now; you are exceptionally beautiful and awesome.

~ M.f. Moonzajer

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What’s that around your neck?” asked Emily. “It’s a golden star.” Said Reed.“What did you get it for?”“Chemistry class.”“What’s the star for?” the shadow asked, Usually stars represent a straight A student. “You get it for having greatness. But Emily doesn’t know what that is.” He said, answering the shadows question and looking at Emily. “Greatness, what’s greatness?” Emily asked, all wide eyed, and clueless looking“It’s when you do really awesome stuff, and people recognize you for it.”“Oh, no” Emily laughed .”No, I don’t know what that is.

~ Rumi Antoinette

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There is an enduring freshness in what remains strange and obscure which the cliches of greatness can only evoke nostalgia for.

~ Bauvard

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Clare's been called a lot of things- smart and funny, driven and talented- but memorable certainly isn't one of them. The most important things about her- the ones she's most proud of- are apparent only once you get to know her.

~ Jennifer E. Smith

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Knowledge is a rope, and you're weaving a noose out of it. Leave some slack for the enemy.

~ Nenia Campbell

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If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

~ Josh Stern

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I’m tired of ignorance held up as inspiration, where vicious anti-intellectualism is considered a positive trait, and where uninformed opinion is displayed as fact.

~ Philip Plait

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I’m now ‘Doctor’ to the patients and I have to cover my ignorance by waving my arms and looking grave.

~ Howard Florey

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Ignorance is not linear, it's exponential.

~ Spuds Crawford

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