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Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Death would be an extremely bad thing like most of us paint it, if being dead were painful.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Unless it is you, finding out who your lover’s dream lover is is a nightmare.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.

~ S.k. Tremayne

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If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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To evade insanity and depression, we unconsciously limit the number of people toward whom we are sincerely sympathetic.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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The answer to the question ‘How many children do you have?’ and the one to the question ‘How many children are you raising?’ are not identical in all cases: some men are not taking care of their own children, some are knowingly or unknowingly raising other men’s children, and some do not even know that they each have a child, another child, or other children.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some men are so indoctrinated that they sincerely believe that other than cooking and cleaning the only thing that a woman can do better than them is being a woman.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Many a woman would not be in a relationship with or married to her man, if he earned half of what he earns; and many a man would not be in a relationship with or married to his woman, if he earned twice as much as he earns.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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All I have is me, myself and I and we are all getting really tired of each other.

~ Carl R White

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O woman, father says natural is beautifulso why do you redden your cheeks and blacken your eyes?Why do you remove the hair on your legsand draw them into your brows?Why do you hold your breathlest your stomach showand hold your fartlest they knowthat you’re a human? O woman, father says natural is beautifulso why do you straighten your hairto curl it nextand pretend to orgasm so they think you enjoyed the sex?Why do you dumb yourself downand push your breasts up?Why do you smile when you’re told toand love when you don’t want to?When? When will you stop, woman? Father says natural is beautifulbut that is doubtfulfor what does father knowhe’s only a fellow.

~ Kamand Kojouri

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We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some women wear a miniskirt to reveal their thighs, some wear one to conceal their age.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

~ Jack Handy

Jack Handy Funny Humor Humour Screaming Trees

What did the soup say to the tea plate? You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into! I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.

~ Ana Claudia Antunes

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Wait, how do most people make friends? I've only done it once. There has to be an easier way of going abouit it than getting thrown around and bleeding all over the place. But both of us went through that. So maybe...Nosebleeds = Friendship Maybe friends are drawn to bloodsheed. You know. Like sharks.

~ Leah Thomas

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Let me put it more artistically, with greater sophistication:They left us in the toilet. In the deepest pile of shit. And we're coated in the crappy residue of their desicions. But that does not mean we are the one who pooped, Moritz. And neither are we the poop.Never think that. We're not the poop.

~ Leah Thomas

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Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.

~ Carl Hiaasen

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If typos are God's way of keeping a writer humble, plot holes certainly keeps one on their knees.

~ E.a. Bucchianeri

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Most people believe most of the things they believe only because they believe that most people believe them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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There was an edge to his expression, like he didn't trust anyone who was more attractive than he was.

~ Marissa Meyer

Marissa Meyer Funny Humorous Humour

You cannot really shame a man who sincerely does not care what others think of him.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Thanks to photography, some memories overstay their welcome.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of the evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and goodwill, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee!

~ Ezekiel 25:17

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