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Be calm on your wedding day; she won’t kill you in front of a hundred people, no matter what you've done.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

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Women are the best thieves you will ever meet; they steal your heart and your last name, but never get to spend the night in jail.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

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A kiss is the only thing you can throw at someone without being held criminally responsible.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

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CAME - Crownless Ambition Must Emerge - Genereux Philip

~ Genereux Philip

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If you blame gravity for falling in love, even God has the right to laugh at you.

~ Matshona Dhliwayo

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Look, this isn't about the ring or when I ever made a hamburger, which, for your information, was my senior year of college.Right, when you almost caught our kitchen on fire.And you dated one of the firefighters for six months. You're welcome. Back to my problem.

~ Rachel Hauck

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People think I am younger then I really am,because I act so immature.

~ James Hauenstein

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It’s a terrible person who listens to what we say rather than what we mean

~ F.d. Lee

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There isn’t anything I can tell you that you don’t already know,” Melly answered.“Yes, but if we already know it then you’re not telling us anything new,” Bea said, thinking her way through the carriages of fear on the witch’s train of thought, “and if we don’t tell you what we know and what we don’t know, then you won’t know if you’ve actually told us something we don’t know, and what you don’t know we don’t know won’t hurt you.”Melly stared at Bea, her cigarette hanging from her lip in defeat.“Did that make sense?” Joan asked.“Yes,” Melly said slowly, “but it probably shouldn’t have done.

~ F.d. Lee

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Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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Walking through life, we spend most of our energy choosing the right shoes.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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Life is a circle. It spins you around.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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A meeting is a collective tacit confession of participants’ unwillingness to work.

~ Pawan Mishra

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A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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I'm like a circus standing on two legs.

~ Nuno Roque

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I'm a Baroque person. More than Baroque, I'm a Rococo person. I don't draw straight lines.

~ Nuno Roque

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For me, every week is a fashion week.

~ Nuno Roque

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Realism is criminal.

~ Nuno Roque

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Writing is probably the only form of art, through which you can express, which you would otherwise wouldn't dare to say in person....

~ Ramana Pemmaraju

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A good lover? One percent talent and ninety nine percent hard work.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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Opposities are married.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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Just married! A bright past is ahead of them!

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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While I still did not know what self- actualization that sat on the top level of the pyramid meant, I could believethat if I knew I would be able to say something positive about it as well inmy life.

~ Vann Chow

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Self-publishing a shitty book doesn't make you an author any more than singing in the shower makes you a rockstar or squeezing your pimple makes you a dermatologist.

~ Oliver Markus

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99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

~ Quentin R. Bufogle

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Money changes people. This process is more commonly known as trading.

~ Kevin Focke

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And now that I have been scammed once, I felt like it could not happen to me again.

~ Vann Chow

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Then perhaps you don’t need it. I think the scar gives you character, even if it does mar those pretty tattoos. Would make for great tavern stories if you didn’t cover it.” Neferre laughed flatly and stuck her hands in her pockets. “There’s nothing great about getting mugged, Ziro.” Ziro laughed, her deep voice jiggling her second chin. “Oh, aye. But no one said you had to tell the truth now, did they?

~ Ash Gray

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Return me safely to my home,” the princess said, “and I shall reward you with your weight in eggs.” Olorun snorted derisively. “You’re joking, right?” The woman’s eyes flitted in embarrassment. “Now wait a minute,” said Helianthus. “We’re talkin’ eggs here. What sort of eggs? Ostrich eggs?” Neferre made an impatient noise. “Hel! She doesn’t have any eggs! Unless they’re hidden in a very . . . delicate place.” Neferre grinned at the princess. “Tell me your eggs are hidden where I think they’re hidden.

~ Ash Gray

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The day the Dragon chooses a male virgin instead of a female as his yearly sacrifice, the entire kingdom erupts into mass protests and anger.

~ Mads Sukalikar

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If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, “You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!

~ Leah Broadby

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Memory is like a box of chocolates. They disappear quickly.

~ Leah Broadby

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Anyway, it’s unthinkable! Dragons and knights are born enemies. They need to be enemies just like dogs hate cats, cats hate mice and mice hate scientists. Without somebody to hate where would all the hate go? The hate would just boil up inside you, eat away and cause you to have indigestion then a heart attack. We need to release the anger, and we release it on dragons who release it back on us. We slay them and they roast us. It is the natural order of things, Emma.

~ Elias Zapple

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come on, you shouldn't continue to disturb your mind with everything. Avoid thinking about anything at all, leave something, keep something and think about something!

~ Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

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Darkness is necessary for evolvement.

~ Lailah Gifty Akita

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Without hope we fail to exist.

~ Lailah Gifty Akita

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You didn’t just accidentally win my favor,” I dispute, slowly shaking myforehead against his. “You earned it. Now, if I can just save your life twenty or thirty more times…We might actually be able to call it even.

~ M.a. George

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