We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many women, whereas some women’s greatest achievement is refusing to sleep with such a man.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people do kiss and tell, most of them just don’t tell many people.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people who have been working out regularly for months or even years are still out of shape because the number of cheat days they have in a week exceeds six.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name of the person to whom the sentences are attributed.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty, they merely aspire to escape it.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Getting through life without a lot of money, possessions, and/or friends is admirable, especially if it is by choice.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We envy people who are extremely old because we wish to live that long, not because we want to be that old.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being divorced does not necessarily make one’s advice on marriage useless … or useful.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The second most dangerous thing about money is that it leaves most of the people who have a lot of it with the unshakable belief that they are intelligent and well informed. The most dangerous thing about it is that it leaves most of the people who do not have a lot of money with the very same belief.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being a bad parent is a sign of not having learned from experience.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
He who is jealous is better off not dating someone who is bisexual.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life curses some poor people with the love of luxury, while it blesses some with the very same thing.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
