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Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Bigheadedness is usually a symptom of small-mindedness.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Not everyone who talks less or keeps quiet whenever they are with or around you does that because they find you interesting or knowledgeable, some people do that because they find you boring or ignorant.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single, and some people would not have done that.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Some people will hate you for not loving them.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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We are way less likely to love someone just because they love us than we are to hate someone just because they hate us.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five hundred, fifty, or even five dollars are way more important to the lives of most human beings than the lives of most human beings.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.

~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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Фанатиците винаги имат един такъв раздърпан, опулен вид. Приличат на хора, които не мастурбират, но непрекъснато мислят за това.

~ Gregory David Roberts

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True friends chop the onions and cry together.

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.

~ Amit Kalantri

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Eventually, Krysomallos would be skinned for his fleece, which became known as the Golden Fleece, which means I am related to a sheepskin rug.This is why you don't want to think too hard about who you're related to in the Greek myths. It'll drive you crazy.

~ Rick Riordan

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I was trying to do you a favor, you silly woman. A few more hours in the fire, and your baby boy would have been immortal! He would’ve grown into a fine young god and brought you eternal honor. Now you’ve ruined the magic. He will simply be human—a great hero, yes, strong and tall, but doomed to a mortal life. He will only be Demophoon, when he could have been Fully Phoon! Phoon the Great!

~ Rick Riordan

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Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually.

~ Rick Riordan

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Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

~ Unknown

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Keep your heads up! We are sinking!

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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Keep trying?I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky

~ Ljupka Cvetanova

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I’m not aspiring to be someone else – If I’m me for the rest of my life then so be it

~ Terry Lander

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sometimes when everything seems atits worstwhen all conspiresand gnawsand the hours, days, weeksyearsseem wasted – stretched there upon my bedin the darklooking upward at the ceilingi get what many will consider anobnoxious thought:it’s still nice to beBukowski.

~ Charles Bukowski

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Otter! Otter! Otter!Don’t lead cows to slaughter!I love you, and I knowI should’ve told you soon-aBut you didn’t buy the dolphin-safe tuna!

~ T.j. Klune

T.j. Klune Funny Poetry

Oh! That was poetry! said Pippin. Do you really mean to start before the break of day?

~ J.r.r. Tolkien

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Crystal ball and candle light, I want your dance tonight. Show me the power of love as we stand together in the middle of the night.

~ Santosh Kalwar

Santosh Kalwar Funny Love Poetry

Love is as we will it to be. ~ Amunhotep El Bey

~ Amunhotep El Bey

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Poetry destroyed? Genius banished? No! Mediocrity, no: do not let envy prompt you to the thought. No; they not only live, but reign, and redeem: and without their divine influence spread everywhere, you would be in hell--the hell of your own meanness.

~ Charlotte Brontë

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Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.

~ Bernard Branson

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I believe in evolution in the sense that a short-tempered man is the successor of a crybaby.

~ Criss Jami

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By morning, Adelaide was beginning to understand why she'd never completely understood how God worked. Given that He had made the bewildering, maddening, incomprehensible species that was man from His own image, it stood to reason that the Creator would be a complicated mass of logic never meant to be understood by the female mind. That, or the fall of man in the Garden of Eden had taken them even further off the path than she'd ever realized

~ Kristi Ann Hunter

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The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually one of the main ways that writing is different from ballet dancing.

~ John Green

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Panicky despair is an underrated element of writing.

~ Dave Barry

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The recipe for great art has always been misery and a good bowel movement.

~ Don Roff

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I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed.

~ Bauvard

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Rule number four for me as a writer? Plotlines are like sharks: They either keep moving or they die. ~J.R. Ward

~ J.r. Ward

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A good story should provoke discussion, debate, argument...and the occasional bar fight.

~ J. Michael Straczynski

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The great thing about writing fiction is that you can do whatever the fuck you want, go as far as you are willing to go, and laugh at the people who take it seriously.

~ Richard P. Denney

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I love working with my hands. My writing is rough, my paper bruised with ink stains.

~ Bauvard

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