Most human beings strongly believe that money is way less important than the life of a human being, but in reality five hundred, fifty, or even five dollars are way more important to the lives of most human beings than the lives of most human beings.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
More often than not, expecting to lose weight without first losing the diet that made the weight loss necessary is like expecting a pig to be spotless after hosing it down while it was still rolling in mud.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We are loved way more by some of the people who have not contacted us in the last twelve or so months than we are loved by some of those who contact us every twelve or so days … or hours.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
We all have problems. Or rather, everyone has at least one thing that they regard as a problem.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many a death was precipitated by the food, the job, or the medication whose main function was to postpone it.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
When in court, the primary role of lawyers is not to prove or disprove innocence; unbeknown to almost all lawyers and their clients, it is to save the court time.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The death of a billionaire is worth more to the media than the lives of a billion poor people.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The kind of lies that someone tells us gives us an idea of how stupid, knowledgeable, intelligent, or ignorant they are … or they think we are.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
An expensive coffin does not decrease the deceased’s chances of going to hell.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Unless they are off duty, no matter how wide it is, and even when it is sincere, a smile seems fake if the job description of the person who is smiling includes smiling.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people have contracted HIV during their separate endeavours to give someone or some people a curable STD.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
You cannot be truly humble, unless you truly believe that life can and will go on without you.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A truly compassionate man gives a poor woman a portion of his meal before he eats, not after he has eaten.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some women’s greatest achievement is sleeping with a man who is rich, famous, and/or wanted by many women, whereas some women’s greatest achievement is refusing to sleep with such a man.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most people do kiss and tell, most of them just don’t tell many people.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people masturbate to temporarily replace their partners when they are absent, whereas some people do that to temporarily live in the present.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
With regard to things such as independence, mental capabilities, and sexuality, a very old man is nothing but a gigantic infant with white hair and wrinkles.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people who have been working out regularly for months or even years are still out of shape because the number of cheat days they have in a week exceeds six.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some of the people who hate me love some of the sentences that I have written, until they get to the name of the person to whom the sentences are attributed.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If the food that one ate the night before were somehow able to be seen and identified through one’s clothes throughout the day, millions of employees would each fast ten or so days before their payday.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
The human population would probably be way less than a thousand, if ejaculation were not usually accompanied by an orgasm.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Many of the boys and men who are regarded as immature by some females are so deemed merely because they do not want to get married someday … or soon.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty, they merely aspire to escape it.
~ Mokokoma Mokhonoana
If you can't impress them with your argument, impress them with your actions.
~ Amit Kalantri
Politeness is the first thing people lose once they get the power.
~ Amit Kalantri
With discipline, you can lose weight, you can excel in work, you can win the war.
~ Amit Kalantri
Anger gets you into trouble, ego keeps you in trouble.
~ Amit Kalantri
Arrogant men with knowledge make more noise from their mouth than making a sense from their mind.
~ Amit Kalantri
Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.
~ Amit Kalantri
No tricks, no tools, but talent makes a task truly top class.
~ Amit Kalantri
State first, subject second, statesman last.
~ Amit Kalantri
Creativity without discipline will struggle, creativity with discipline will succeed.
~ Amit Kalantri